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    a morbidly obese inbred redneck taking a dump



    Was in Wal Mart & had to use the restroom. I go in, & the toilet stall doors are both wide open. There sat a 400LB redneck lardo (mullet & all) sitting on teh sh*tter



    I gagged. Skipping out on lunch now.



    Wish they'd had a regular light switch in there. I woulda turned the lights off as I walked out
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    strat strat tele PRS agile gretsch martin

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    • #3
      did you at least offer to help him wipe?
      Originally Posted by OverDriven


      That is probably the single most ****************ed up thing I've ever seen posted on HCAF. Congrats.



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      • #4
        Was ole boy eating a 5 dollar foot long while evacuating?
        Fight The Bear








        Originally Posted by themadscientist


        What's with the TGP like attitude around here when it comes to women?

        Some people obviously want to get their dick wet, others are waiting for handwired NOS mirage ********************.









        Originally Posted by Sheik_Yerbouti


        I've had a raging 5153 priapism ever since.









        Originally Posted by Oblivion DC


        You're confusing Socialists and Hippies. Socialists will slaughter their own for the good of the Collective. Hippies just smell bad.

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        • #5
          just sittin' there mouth breathing REALLY hard.



          there had to be at least 12" of flesh hanging over the sides of the bowl





          Is it THAT hard to close a door & lock it?
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          • #6






            Quote Originally Posted by 100 watt
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            Is it THAT hard to close a door & lock it?




            Maybe he was hoping someone would come in to "help."



            *SHUDDER* Sorry. The mental image of a fat, sweaty, red-faced dude straining from prying his lardass past the door onto the toilet then literally pouring over the side of the toilet just hit me. Mojo, bro. Mojo.
            Originally Posted by Murdoch


            HCAF Y U NO TALK MAPS

            Three dicks in an ass, n00b.









            Originally Posted by Dr.Picklebottom


            wtf is next? lets talk about our favorite nsync album. i love them all because i was really making strides in my dress making business at the time...

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            • #7
              ****************ing mouth breathers

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              • #8






                Quote Originally Posted by 100 watt
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                Is it THAT hard to close a door & lock it?




                It gets hot in there. I need some air flow.

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                • #9






                  Quote Originally Posted by nightflameauto
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                  Maybe he was hoping someone would come in to "help."



                  *SHUDDER* Sorry. The mental image of a fat, sweaty, red-faced dude straining from prying his lardass past the door onto the toilet then literally pouring over the side of the toilet just hit me. Mojo, bro. Mojo.




                  doing the "school bus driver waddle" into the bathroom







                  let's ban lardos
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                  • #10
                    Someone code blued taking a dump at work yesterday in the main lobby. It was crazy.
                    😉

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                    • #11
                      It's only cool when it's a hot chick doing it
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                      • #12






                        Quote Originally Posted by 100 watt
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                        doing the "school bus driver waddle" into the bathroom







                        let's ban lardos




                        You know, I've been what I'd call "fat," but some of the people I see around I have to wonder how they accomplish it. I mean at my worst I was nowhere NEAR 330, let alone the 400+ pound range some of these imobile pieces of food sponge rank in. How the **************** do you even manage that?
                        Originally Posted by Murdoch


                        HCAF Y U NO TALK MAPS

                        Three dicks in an ass, n00b.









                        Originally Posted by Dr.Picklebottom


                        wtf is next? lets talk about our favorite nsync album. i love them all because i was really making strides in my dress making business at the time...

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                        • #13






                          Quote Originally Posted by SexWithRobots
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                          Someone code blued taking a dump at work yesterday in the main lobby. It was crazy.










                          Quote Originally Posted by 100 watt
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                          It's only cool when it's a hot chick doing it




                          that would be code blew.......
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                            Quote Originally Posted by nightflameauto
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                            You know, I've been what I'd call "fat," but some of the people I see around I have to wonder how they accomplish it. I mean at my worst I was nowhere NEAR 330, let alone the 400+ pound range some of these imobile pieces of food sponge rank in. How the **************** do you even manage that?




                            Yeah. Im 6'4 & about 200 lbs (give or take 5 lbs). The biggest Ive been was 235. I try to stay around the 200 lb area.



                            It amazes me when I see the super fat folks. I dont see how someone could eat so much to be that big. Im a good sized dude, and I eat alot, but after awhile, I gotta stop. When Im full..Im full lol.
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                              Quote Originally Posted by 100 watt
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                              Yeah. Im 6'4 & about 200 lbs (give or take 5 lbs). The biggest Ive been was 235. I try to stay around the 200 lb area.



                              It amazes me when I see the super fat folks. I dont see how someone could eat so much to be that big. Im a good sized dude, and I eat alot, but after awhile, I gotta stop. When Im full..Im full lol.




                              I just don't get how it's even possible to get past 400 pounds. My absolute WORST I felt like ****************, barely moved around at all, and ate constantly, yet never made it much over 320. I'd think you'd have to chemically alter your metabolism to slow it down in order to gain much more than that. And the sad thing is, it's usually people SHORTER than me by a lot that weigh over 400.
                              Originally Posted by Murdoch


                              HCAF Y U NO TALK MAPS

                              Three dicks in an ass, n00b.









                              Originally Posted by Dr.Picklebottom


                              wtf is next? lets talk about our favorite nsync album. i love them all because i was really making strides in my dress making business at the time...

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