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  • And we'll get some coke, and some hookers......

    and just go nuts.
    Originally posted by Metzger
    Our need for affirmation is so strong that every Sunday morning, we gather in a nice fancy building to sing atheist songs, read atheist literature, and celebrate our atheist fellowship, for over an hour. The head atheist of our club gives a 15 minute lecture on some aspect of God's non-existence. The service is very ritualized, to psychologically cement our atheism.

    About halfway through the service, the children are excused for Atheist School, where they are taught atheist fables, like the one about Jean-Paul Sarte converting a priest to atheism.

    Meanwhile, we circulate a collection plate, so we can raise funds for various atheist causes, primarily the improvement and expansion of our fancy atheism building. Of course, we donate a certain amount to poor people so we can feel good about ourselves and our atheism.

    If one of our atheist congregation starts wavering in his disbelief of God, we encourage him to schedule a meeting with one of our elder members, so that we can bolster his struggling non-belief in God.

    If we didn't affirm our atheism in this fashion on a weekly basis, there is no telling what sorts of unorthodox thoughts might seep into our heads.




    "No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot." Mark Twain





    Originally posted by Rico Suave
    Hah!...11-5 so far that being a liberal is worse than a rapist...the truth rings loudly!

  • #2
    count me in

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    • #3
      I prefer herbal jazz refreshments and more intelligent women.

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      • #4
        Hey, ah went down t' Earl's Grab 'n' Go an' picked up a 12 pack o' Coca Cola...then ah went over to Aunt Bea's...it's their rug hookin' naht, and ah got a bunch o' them sweet old ladies to come over for a Coke and hooker party. Sounds lahk fun. That IS whatchew were talkin' bout, raht?
        My Space

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Reasonable Man
          and just go nuts.


          I'm wicha!!!

          I got the crown royal
          I play tag in the auto graveyard!

          Meet the New Boss...

          Same as the Old Boss!






          Originally Posted by chiro972


          You're a wacko conspiracy theorist. (although I do agree with you!)









          Originally Posted by SBF3000






          any man that can upsale a woman into a $500 worth of flushes and **************** can talk the panties off of them.

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          • #6
            Originally posted by fritzgog13


            I'm wicha!!!

            I got the crown royal


            And a pocket full of rubbers I hope!
            Originally posted by Metzger
            Our need for affirmation is so strong that every Sunday morning, we gather in a nice fancy building to sing atheist songs, read atheist literature, and celebrate our atheist fellowship, for over an hour. The head atheist of our club gives a 15 minute lecture on some aspect of God's non-existence. The service is very ritualized, to psychologically cement our atheism.

            About halfway through the service, the children are excused for Atheist School, where they are taught atheist fables, like the one about Jean-Paul Sarte converting a priest to atheism.

            Meanwhile, we circulate a collection plate, so we can raise funds for various atheist causes, primarily the improvement and expansion of our fancy atheism building. Of course, we donate a certain amount to poor people so we can feel good about ourselves and our atheism.

            If one of our atheist congregation starts wavering in his disbelief of God, we encourage him to schedule a meeting with one of our elder members, so that we can bolster his struggling non-belief in God.

            If we didn't affirm our atheism in this fashion on a weekly basis, there is no telling what sorts of unorthodox thoughts might seep into our heads.




            "No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot." Mark Twain





            Originally posted by Rico Suave
            Hah!...11-5 so far that being a liberal is worse than a rapist...the truth rings loudly!

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            • #7
              you are sooo f'in hot. Just wink if you are into it.



              haha... that guy is so insane.
              Smirkin' jocks with hackysacks in Birkenstocks and khaki slacks.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Reasonable Man


                And a pocket full of rubbers I hope!



                Oh I got the Jimmies Bro!
                I play tag in the auto graveyard!

                Meet the New Boss...

                Same as the Old Boss!






                Originally Posted by chiro972


                You're a wacko conspiracy theorist. (although I do agree with you!)









                Originally Posted by SBF3000






                any man that can upsale a woman into a $500 worth of flushes and **************** can talk the panties off of them.

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