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    http://reading.craigslist.org/muc/3693313060.html

    Established Working Cover Band Seeks Lead Singer to Front Band (Harleysville, PA)

    Looking for experienced lead singer to front front established working cover band. The band is currently performing 2-3 times per month. Average is two venues per month. The band appears throughout the Lehigh Valley and surrounding areas.

    We cover music that includes Classic Rock, Alternative, Dance, Pop, and Modern Rock.

    We are not the typical party dance band with a half dozen members. We do a wide variety of material that keeps the dance floor busy which is the name of the game. We try to stay somewhat clear of material that has been beat into the ground, which other bands continue to do. They basically copy each other's set lists. Once you've seen one, you've basically seen them all. 

    We choose popular titles that the average cover bands don't choose due to either a lack of musical ability or willingness to take the time to learn correctly. Playing it safe regarding choosing wornout, four chord songs is not what we do. 

    Some of the artist we cover include: Foo Fighters, Goo Goo Dolls, David Bowie, Spin Doctors, Soul Asylum, Bryan Adams, Billy Idol, Kid Rock, Collective Soul, ZZ Top, Fuel, Lit, Eddie Money, The Darkness, Tom Petty, Rush, Brownsville Station, Billy Squire, Green Day, Counting Crows, STP, INXS, Cheap Trick, Van Halen, and the list goes on.

    Serious inquiries only.

    Thank you.

     

    So what I get from it is:

    * we're established, but won't say who we are

    * We cover the same variety of genre's that every other cover band does

    *We're a party band, but not the same as other party bands, because we like when ppl dance.

    *All those other cover bands are the same and copy each other, we like insulting the other bands in the local scene, cause we're like rockstars in comparison, but don't expect us to put our name on such statements in this anonymous ad.

    * Not only is our songlist better, but it's better because all other bands are lazy and / or lack musical talent.

    * Here's some of the stuff we cover: (note, it's the same damn stuff everyone else covers).

    * (serious replies only).  Really?  I can't even find the right sarcasm to apply to this one, feel free to add your own.

     

    Have fun with this.  Jeff- this is your neck of the woods, thoughts?

     

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    DOH meant to post in BWTB-

    Mods pls move it, thx :P

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