Sex in China

[A. Einstein]

"Sex in China

[Tim Mayock]

"Sample And Hold" by Neil Young

 

Sample and Hold

Hair: Blonde

Eyes: Blue

Weight: 110

Disposition: Even

Mood Code: Rotary Adjustable

 

I need a unit to sample and hold

But not the angry one

A new design, new design.

 

I need a unit to sample and hold

But not the lonely one

A new design, new design.

 

I need a unit to sample and hold

But not the lonely one

A new design, new design.

 

Sample and hold.

 

We'll send it out right away

Satisfaction guaranteed.

Please specify

The color of skin and eye

We know you'll be happy.

 

Don't hesitate to give us a call

We know you'll be satisfied

When you energize

And see your unit come alive

We know you'll be happy.

 

I need a unit to sample and hold

But not the lonely one,

the lonely one,

the lonely one

Sample and hold.

Weight: 110.

 

Perfection in every details

Fabricated from

the curl of the hair

To the tip of the nail

Because our units never fail

We know you'll be happy.

 

I need a unit to sample and hold.

 

Don't hesitate to give us a call

We know you'll be satisfied

When you energize

And see your unit come alive

We know you'll be happy.

 

I need a unit to sample and hold.

 

We know you'll be happy 110

We know you'll be happy

We know you'll be happy.

 

But not the lonely one

A new design, new design

Perfection in every detail,

new design

Sample and hold.

 

Now please don't tell Mrs. Mayock I submitted this as part of a discussion for reasons not unlike the OP's

[Tim Mayock]

:)On the other hand, I am a treat others as you would like to be treated kind of guy-who also believes and practices gender equality. No Mrs. Mayock's potential wrath did not suggest i post this to avoid sleeping with the dog tonight:lol: