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Post your favorite Mel Brooks movie line...could be said by him or any of the other actors as well. I'm gonna steal some of the good ones first so think hard!

 

Spaceballs: Lord Helmet...What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken?

 

History of the World: Mel himself as King...It's good to be the king!

 

Young Frankenstein: Gene Wilder as Dr Frankenstein...My, what knockers! Terry Garr...Why thank you doctor!

 

Blazzing Saddles: Slim Pickens at the toll booth scene...Anybody got a dime? Somebody's gonna half to go back and get a s..tload of dimes!

 

Get the picture...have some fun, laugh a little and bring back some great memories!!!!:thu:

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A classic Spaceballs exchange:

 

DARK HELMET

 

Who is he?

 

COL SANDURZ

 

He's an Ass..le, sir.

 

DARK HELMET

 

I know that. What's his name?

 

COL SANDURZ

 

That is his name, sir. Ass..le, Major Ass..le.

 

DARK HELMET

 

And his cousin?

 

COL SANDURZ

 

He's an Ass..le, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Ass..le.

 

DARK HELMET

 

How many Ass..les we got on this ship, anyhow?

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I can't come up with any good Mel Brooks lines that haven't been used already, so please allow me to post what I consider to be the greatest line of dialog in all cinema history. It was delivered by Mink Stole in the role of Taffy Davenport in John Waters' "Female Trouble".

 

 

 

"I WOULDN'T SUCK YOUR LOUSY DICK IF I WAS SUFFOCATING AND THERE WAS OXYGEN IN YOUR BALLS!!!"

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Spaceballs:

1) Great, just what we need...as Druish Princess

2) Dark Helmet: Did you see anything? Col. Sanders: No sir, I didn't just catch you playing with your dolls again sir...

3) Dark Helmet: So the combination to the air shield is 1,2,3,4,5.... that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of... it's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage.

( a few lines later) President Scroob: That's amazing...it's the same combination I have on my luggage.

 

History of the World:

from the French Revolution - King: You do it... we all do it... I just did it and I'm ready to do it again.

from the Spanish inquisition - Sung by an imprisoned Jew... "I was sitting pluckin chickens and was lookin through the pickens, when suddenly some buys break down my walls. They grabbed me by the scrotum, oy I didn't even know them and they started playing ping pong with my balls...oy the agony, oy the shame, my privates to be made public for a game.

 

DB

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"Over that boy hand!" -
Men In Tights

 

 

Good Call!! Totally left that one out.

 

Men In Tights:

Robin: Rabbi, you seem to be on the side of good. Will you join us and share your wisdom, your counsel and perhaps, some of your wine?

Rabbi Tuckman: Well, wisdom and counsel, that's easy. But this is sacramental wine. It's only used to bless things.

Wait a minute! There's things here. There's trees, there's rocks, there's birds, there's squirrels.

Come on! We'll bless them all until we get fashnicked!

 

(Note: Fashnicked is a yiddish word for drunk... or more accurately... F***d up..)

 

DB

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