Members Carminemw Posted May 24, 2011 Members Share Posted May 24, 2011 Post your favorite Mel Brooks movie line...could be said by him or any of the other actors as well. I'm gonna steal some of the good ones first so think hard! Spaceballs: Lord Helmet...What's the matter Colonel Sanders? Chicken? History of the World: Mel himself as King...It's good to be the king! Young Frankenstein: Gene Wilder as Dr Frankenstein...My, what knockers! Terry Garr...Why thank you doctor! Blazzing Saddles: Slim Pickens at the toll booth scene...Anybody got a dime? Somebody's gonna half to go back and get a s..tload of dimes! Get the picture...have some fun, laugh a little and bring back some great memories!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members manoeuver Posted May 24, 2011 Members Share Posted May 24, 2011 let em all go to hell... except cave 76! wait, that wasn't a movie. nevermind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zildjian@consol Posted May 24, 2011 Members Share Posted May 24, 2011 We don't need no stinking badges Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lsits Posted May 24, 2011 Members Share Posted May 24, 2011 "That's Hedley!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Drumstix101 Posted May 24, 2011 Members Share Posted May 24, 2011 let em all go to hell... except cave 76!wait, that wasn't a movie. nevermind. You're right; but it was a cartoon!Here is part 1, you can easily find the other 2[video=youtube;NO04zWdh8_Y] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members agogobill Posted May 24, 2011 Members Share Posted May 24, 2011 "Abby someone". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WhiplashBand Posted May 24, 2011 Members Share Posted May 24, 2011 "I bet she gives great helmet" And, of course, the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members the DW Posted May 25, 2011 Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 "Throw out your hands, stick out your tush, hands on your hips, give 'em a push......" Blazing Saddles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members agogobill Posted May 25, 2011 Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 The Lord has given unto you these 15 ... 10! 10? Commandments for all to obey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members skinthrasher Posted May 25, 2011 Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 *paraphrasing* Whos brain did you give me? Abby someone! Abby who? Abby normal! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BeakerArk Posted May 25, 2011 Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 "No matter what you hear. . .no matter what I say. . .do NOT open this door" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members agogobill Posted May 25, 2011 Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 put ze candle BACK! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Carminemw Posted May 25, 2011 Author Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 The Lord has given unto you these 15 ... 10! 10? Commandments for all to obey! Has to be one of the best bits I've EVER seen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Carminemw Posted May 25, 2011 Author Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 A classic Spaceballs exchange: DARK HELMET Who is he? COL SANDURZ He's an Ass..le, sir. DARK HELMET I know that. What's his name? COL SANDURZ That is his name, sir. Ass..le, Major Ass..le. DARK HELMET And his cousin? COL SANDURZ He's an Ass..le, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Ass..le. DARK HELMET How many Ass..les we got on this ship, anyhow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Carminemw Posted May 25, 2011 Author Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 From Blazzing Saddles: Taggart: Send a wire to the main office and tell them I said... [bart whacks him with a shovel] Taggart: OW! Lyle: [writing] Send wire, main office, tell them I said "ow". Gotcha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zildjian@consol Posted May 25, 2011 Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 Roman red! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FitchFY Posted May 25, 2011 Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 "Yo, where the white women at?" - Blazing Saddles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Carminemw Posted May 25, 2011 Author Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 "Yo, where the white women at?" - Blazing Saddles 'Scuse me while I whip this out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members El Glom-o Posted May 25, 2011 Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 I can't come up with any good Mel Brooks lines that haven't been used already, so please allow me to post what I consider to be the greatest line of dialog in all cinema history. It was delivered by Mink Stole in the role of Taffy Davenport in John Waters' "Female Trouble". "I WOULDN'T SUCK YOUR LOUSY DICK IF I WAS SUFFOCATING AND THERE WAS OXYGEN IN YOUR BALLS!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members drumsdb Posted May 25, 2011 Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 Spaceballs:1) Great, just what we need...as Druish Princess2) Dark Helmet: Did you see anything? Col. Sanders: No sir, I didn't just catch you playing with your dolls again sir...3) Dark Helmet: So the combination to the air shield is 1,2,3,4,5.... that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of... it's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage. ( a few lines later) President Scroob: That's amazing...it's the same combination I have on my luggage. History of the World: from the French Revolution - King: You do it... we all do it... I just did it and I'm ready to do it again. from the Spanish inquisition - Sung by an imprisoned Jew... "I was sitting pluckin chickens and was lookin through the pickens, when suddenly some buys break down my walls. They grabbed me by the scrotum, oy I didn't even know them and they started playing ping pong with my balls...oy the agony, oy the shame, my privates to be made public for a game. DB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FitchFY Posted May 25, 2011 Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 "Over that boy hand!" - Men In Tights Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Carminemw Posted May 25, 2011 Author Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 Young Frankenstein: 1 word....SEDAGIVE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WhiplashBand Posted May 25, 2011 Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 Funny, she doesn't look Druish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lsits Posted May 25, 2011 Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 "The sheriff is near!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members drumsdb Posted May 25, 2011 Members Share Posted May 25, 2011 "Over that boy hand!" - Men In Tights Good Call!! Totally left that one out. Men In Tights: Robin: Rabbi, you seem to be on the side of good. Will you join us and share your wisdom, your counsel and perhaps, some of your wine?Rabbi Tuckman: Well, wisdom and counsel, that's easy. But this is sacramental wine. It's only used to bless things.Wait a minute! There's things here. There's trees, there's rocks, there's birds, there's squirrels. Come on! We'll bless them all until we get fashnicked! (Note: Fashnicked is a yiddish word for drunk... or more accurately... F***d up..) DB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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