musicchic

just give us it in one go terry you cockteasing bastard

That girl is long gone.

The last time I saw her, she kicked the door of her house out of it's frame, while balancing on the other leg in a cast.

That was enough for me.

Terry D.

...You found out she was hung bigger than you?

The fact that this is the prevelent attitude in this country makes me

. I dance to music I've never heard before all the time. I want to rail against the logic here but I guess for most music venues it's true.

I'm thinking she might have just had a thing for fanny packs.

Do you most of you guys play in cover bands? I don't know what the hell I do wrong but I have never ever had a girl come on to me, come up to me, even talk to me at a show. WTF am I doing wrong? I'd like to think that I'm a decent looking dude, 6'2" and in shape. I get more chicks when we aren't playing. It must be the music we play. Not girl/bar-whore friendly type of music. I think I scare them more than enchant them. You guys must be playing Bon Jovi and Blink-182 covers.

I'll never forget this one gig we played where the singer for the horrible cover band before us had the balding-with-long-hair thing, was overweight, and wearing a FANNY-PACK! Well there was this smoking red head that was eyeing him up so I figured if she was into this wanker in the this excrutiatingly terrible band that she would be easy prey when my band went on. Well, after the show I tried shooting some attention her way backstage and she glided right past me towards the fanny-pack guy. Yeah, he left with her shortly after. That's when I realized I am doomed and just gave up trying.