JRicoC

I'm not crazy about the sunburst, but I do like the design.  Particularly fond of the controls.  I'd like to see it in a red or natural ...

I only listened to the first track on that "full album" post, but I thought they sounded a lot like the MC5 on "Borderline".  Not saying they were bad, or anything, but it's not like they "invented" a genre ...

I'm telling you, man.  Find yourself an HH Toronado ...

Try to find an HH Toronado.  It's proper scale and has the four-knob configuration.  A dual-humbucker still feels like a Tele ...

It's not legal to sell a counterfeit, whether "authorities come after him" or not ...

For what it's worth, I don't think you're "being a dick". I think your point is quite valid. I have a pair of humbucker-equipped Teles, one of which has a coil split, and neither of them sounds like the traditional models. They each sound great, but not at all "twangy" ...

OK Computer.

On a related(?) note I saw Duncan Sheik close a show on DirecTV's 101 Network the other day with a very respectable rendition of Fake Plastic Trees...