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49-51 Mercury.... Sexiest cars ever built.

Ever.

Crow.

*wafts*

Ramen again?

That's 2 posts. :poke:

You're hooked now.

EDIT: Aww crap... I just busted my thread killer cherry.

no way.

I never would have believed that.

You're stupid.

I'm hungry. What should I eat for dinner?

It will get better. I felt the same way when I went back to college at age 32 to get my teaching degree. Where are you going? Online, or attending classes?

Online at PCC, transfer to PSU for civil engineering after 2 years.

I'm just trying to get accustomed to the online stuff. Each teacher has a different layout of their class, so I have to learn which teacher likes seeing what kind of work, and cater to them. Kinda like my clients at work.

First week of college is in the books. I'm {censored}in frazzled already.

I'm sure it'll get easier, then harder, then even harder, then I'll {censored}ing murder people as I drive, GTA-style.

We go through a two bottles a month here. You will not find ketchup in our house. Hot sauce FTMFW.

I have a bottle and a half of cock sauce, a jar of some weird generic salsa, a jar of Rosarita salsa, a bucket of salsa from Chevy's, tabasco, and my brother's homemade hot sauce.

Ketchup is for kids. Which is why I have some of that too

Ivor loves the cock sauce.

I will now eat a Jonagold apple...

:mad:

I have finished eating my sammich.

This is what I think of, when I think of Facebook. Except multiply this by 50 (or however many "friends" you have)...

When my wife asks why I don't have a facebook, I'ma just tell her "I don't need one... I have HCBF."

Nah. They'll just put me out to stud.

Old dogs can forget tricks... :poke:

Back from vacation. Got a souvenir. 8lb. 1oz. 20" long, baby girl. Baby and mommy are doing well and the little one just hit the 4 week mark the other day (I took 4 weeks of vacation). So now I'm back to work... aka the vacation from my vacation

Congrats!

Here's a tip: The first time you change her diaper, do a really bad job. Like, get poop everywhere. You'll never have to change another one again.

better than I can, too. He's also smarter than I am, and definitely more handsome.

My son has a 90 avg in his bowling league, and today he had a tournament. His 3 games went:
142
115
103

Someone gave me a Smoky Bacon Maple Bar from a local la-dee-da fancy doughnut shop. I've heard of such things and I was expecting it to be weird, but good. It was not weird. Just good. Very very good. I mean very VERY good.

Our shop is called Voodoo Doughnuts. You can stop in for a Bacon Maple bar, and get married while you wait!

Welcome home, Bonoman.

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Yeeeaaaaahhh boooooyyyyy!!!!!

He got away with plenty more.

And now "Stickbone" shows up....

American Pie is the movie that he screws the pie. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is the movie that makes fun of him for doing it.

 

Originally Posted by Zamfir

I am sooooo disappointed in your silence.

But, I hereby award you your new Native American name, Falls Asleep After One-Beer!

That's Chief One Beer, for short.

 

Reminds me of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, when they meet Jason Biggs, and Jay says "Hey, you're that guy that {censored}ed the pie". And Biggs says "You see! It's never "Hey! You're that guy from Loser" or "Hey you rocked in Boys and Girls." No, it always comes back to that {censored}ing pie! I'm HAUNTED by it!"

I'll always be haunted by that one beer sleep

I just cracked my first cold one... probably gonna drunk-post later.