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"Breath Control For Vocalists" - Edward Schnerpelli

Awesome book designed for beginners to intermediate singers, not too technical but goes into details about proper breathing.

We just use a couple of big honkin' nails driven into the wall where we wanna hang it. Girl singer goes to distract the bartender/staff while we bang the nails in (we try to do it when the drummer sets up so it sounds like snare hits). End of the night they usually come out kinda easily or else we pound 'em home.

You should have gone downstairs and slap him: "STFU bitch, I can't hear your girlfriend moaning over your sobbing. Now go make us a sandwich".

This would be hysterical if "sandwich" was pronounced "sammich".