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    A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many

    kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, son, there

    are three kinds of boobs: In her 20's, a woman's are like melons, round and

    firm. In her 30's to 40's, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a

    bit. After 60, they are like onions'.



    'Onions?'

    'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'



    This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, 'Mum, how many

    kinds of 'willies' are there?.



    The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through

    three phases. In his 20's, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.

    In his 30's and 40's, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his

    60's, it is like a Christmas Tree.'



    'A Christmas tree?'



    'Yes - the tree is dead and the balls are just for decoration.'
    MFPOMFS

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  • #2
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
    Find me and the rest of the guise here: www.guitarampboard.com

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    • #3
      Good Transactions with: Hank Lady, JonathanD, thinkpad20, leod_74, GodBlessTexas, JerryP, ed_sped2, Sixtonoize, TheChopsyWanker, Silvertongue







      Originally Posted by Hank Hill


      Don't you realize you're not making Christianity any better, you're just making Rock and Roll worse.











      Originally Posted by jnurp


      My ex confided to me when we were madly in love that her ex before me was literally hung like a pringles can. That was one of the worst moments of my life.

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      • #4
        Maybe the tree is dead because the onions make it cry?
        Good Transactions with: Hank Lady, JonathanD, thinkpad20, leod_74, GodBlessTexas, JerryP, ed_sped2, Sixtonoize, TheChopsyWanker, Silvertongue







        Originally Posted by Hank Hill


        Don't you realize you're not making Christianity any better, you're just making Rock and Roll worse.











        Originally Posted by jnurp


        My ex confided to me when we were madly in love that her ex before me was literally hung like a pringles can. That was one of the worst moments of my life.

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        • #5






          Quote Originally Posted by Sex Panther
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          Maybe the tree is dead because the onions make it cry?




          The dad was too senile to make a quick comeback.
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          • #6
            lol... thats a good one
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            • #7
              and

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