How can I find a female singer?

I'm looking for a female singer but I don't know where to start. What do you guys (who don't live in major city) do when you need a good vocalist? Where do you get them?

check your local grocer's dairy case.

ignore beachbum's troll account.

If you're in a major city, you should have a craigslist site for it. Try there - I know of at least one band that found a very good singer that way.

if you say it three times, then it'll come true. come on hamster anus, say it with me. there's no place like home. there's no place like home. there's no place like home.

i'd check out the whore-houses. the ones that can deepthroat obviously have more limber vocal cords.

i'm sorry. implying that you stuff hamsters into your rectum isn't fair.

but it is true.

My town's craigslist is pretty dead. The only option is to try other (bigger) cities, but I'm not sure anyone would want to do it via internet. Do you know anybody who did it this way?

Dude...

There are like 3-4 times as many "available" female vocalists in seattle then male...

Either You or I live in the twilight zone if you can't find a female singer...

Yeah, but how do you deal with them if you're 300 miles away? Say, I need to record a whole album and am ready to pay 800 bucks for 8 songs. How do I make this happen?

Just put out an ad on the local radio station that American Idol is holding auditions at a local auditorium. Book the add and the room and they'll show up in droves.

-W

check for colleges where they teach music, there are bound to be some good female singers there

depending on how rural you are...an old friend of mine started going and checking local church choirs...and he found a great lady singer, who as it turned out was singing in the choir out of frustration of not being able to find people to play with!

other possibilities, although, personally, I wouldn't, is karaoke bars.

You know college and church ideas sound pretty promising! I should have thought about it myself! Thanks!