Members DukeOfBoom Posted March 30, 2011 Members Share Posted March 30, 2011 Chester, Do you happen to play violin? Do you happen to play piano? Do you happen to have perfect pitch? We are like bloodhounds, son, singling out the fattest deer of the flock. What would Nietzsche do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockStringBendr Posted March 30, 2011 Members Share Posted March 30, 2011 Eye Tuna Fish, does that count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DukeOfBoom Posted March 30, 2011 Author Members Share Posted March 30, 2011 Sometimes I wish that there was only ONE single, super multi-talented, all-powerful hole on my body that has the ability to take on and perceive everything. It would sort of be like a Renaissance’s hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members grace_slick Posted March 30, 2011 Members Share Posted March 30, 2011 Yeah, I’m scouting for someone who plays the violin. I want a violin on one of my songs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DukeOfBoom Posted March 30, 2011 Author Members Share Posted March 30, 2011 Hoss is like Paganini from the Orient. I think he may do it if you were to post NSFW pics of your hottest lesbian lovers. Cuz nothin in dis world is free, honey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members grace_slick Posted March 30, 2011 Members Share Posted March 30, 2011 Well then, he shall indeed be used on my song. And the pics will be sent to him via private certified mail in triplicate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jvardon Posted March 30, 2011 Members Share Posted March 30, 2011 Nothing's free? Forgotten your own generosity already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DukeOfBoom Posted March 30, 2011 Author Members Share Posted March 30, 2011 Yeah, Chester's pretty much the best musician all of Harmony Central and beyond. [video=youtube;aku29MPTkWI] [video=youtube;_W4eiQOvFiA] Can Mikey do this??? Can Mikey do this on the keytar? Does the keytar do this on its own? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MikeyParent Posted March 30, 2011 Members Share Posted March 30, 2011 That's insane. Dude *shreds* on the violin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chester_Hoss Posted March 31, 2011 Members Share Posted March 31, 2011 Well then, he shall indeed be used on my song.And the pics will be sent to him via private certified mail in triplicate. No new messagesInbox Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members grace_slick Posted March 31, 2011 Members Share Posted March 31, 2011 LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MephistoE Posted March 31, 2011 Members Share Posted March 31, 2011 That second video isn't impressive at all. The first one was though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DukeOfBoom Posted March 31, 2011 Author Members Share Posted March 31, 2011 That's not all... Check this out: last year, in 2010, homeboy Chester set off on one of the greatest psykological experiments of every young man - he decided to bed 100 women. And by golly, he did it, with pictures of each and every one. Now, Chinese girls aren't my type, but props to our boy Chester. Apparently, he mastered a 1 hour routine that is almost guaranteed to bed a woman in 60 minutes or less. So, Chester, enlighten us on this 1 hour technique? What allows a bipolar, schizophrenic, depressive mess as yourself to don a mask of gregarious socipathology to seduce these girlz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MephistoE Posted April 1, 2011 Members Share Posted April 1, 2011 So is this guy chester, or is duke just having a wet dream? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DukeOfBoom Posted April 1, 2011 Author Members Share Posted April 1, 2011 Yes, my strong analytical detective skills have figured out that Chester and Frank are one and the same. Legendary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MikeyParent Posted April 1, 2011 Members Share Posted April 1, 2011 So is this guy chester, or is duke just having a wet dream? I am voting for 2. Also, Duke is obviously stalking this guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members grace_slick Posted April 1, 2011 Members Share Posted April 1, 2011 I used to think they were the same person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DukeOfBoom Posted April 1, 2011 Author Members Share Posted April 1, 2011 I am voting for 2. Also, Duke is obviously stalking this guy. No, I've conducted an intense psychological profile comparison. Their evaluations and interests match one another. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rodclement Posted April 1, 2011 Members Share Posted April 1, 2011 Duke is in love with this guy and the only person Duke considers up to his standards is himself so logic stands that Duke and Hoss are one and the same and they both love Asian dudes...just saying... Rod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jvardon Posted April 1, 2011 Members Share Posted April 1, 2011 Lol, They do seem very similar in temperament. I'd say they're one and the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JohnBenussi Posted April 1, 2011 Members Share Posted April 1, 2011 Lol, They do seem very similar in temperament. I'd say they're one and the same. Yeah, when you put two and two together and you end up with potato you know something isn't right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jvardon Posted April 1, 2011 Members Share Posted April 1, 2011 Lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DukeOfBoom Posted April 1, 2011 Author Members Share Posted April 1, 2011 What would Fred Nietzsche say though? Would he approve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rodclement Posted April 1, 2011 Members Share Posted April 1, 2011 He would be in glory! Multiple personalities in love with each other with an Asian fixation! Wait...is Davie a real person or another side of Duke? Rod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jvardon Posted April 1, 2011 Members Share Posted April 1, 2011 I'm pretty sure he's real.lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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