Members MFenkner Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 This post is hilarious. What's even more funny is that everyone is so polite at Korg Forums that they won't make fun of him http://www.korgforums.com/forum/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=23964&sid=47305d8c5eb942a69b6922a0d8291178 "I just got my brand new Oasys 88. I have never done any sampling before. Also I don't know much about Karma. Is there any chance that any of you might be willing to talk to me on the phone about the Oasys? I want to be able to create 80 minute Techno/Trance mixes and perhaps be able to perform 80 minute electronica sets, etc. I don't really know any good strategy though on "what to do" as in which sounds to use, how to set them up right, etc. Things I don't yet know much about: Karma, Sampling, Creating Combis, Creating Programs, the Legacy Audio Collection, using and assigning knobs and controllers for specific functions, any type of advanced editing etc. Any advice? If any advanced Oasys users out there are willing to talk to me on the phone, PM me and I will share my phone number." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 7DeadlySynths Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 Sounds like someone with a few grand to spare said. "Hmmm, I fancy I'll buy myself a keyboard today. What's the most expensive one I can't get?? Jeeves! Warm up the Bentley, we're off to make a purchase" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members G-bus v2.0 Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 What? Are you trying to say you don't have time to be 24-hour phone support for every forum newbie that happens to need it? How dare you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DINpluggedIN Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 Sounds like someone with a few grand to spare said. "Hmmm, I fancy I'll buy myself a keyboard today. What's the most expensive one I can't get?? Jeeves! Warm up the Bentley, we're off to make a purchase" Indeed! Either that, or the person is confusing Friday the 13th with April 1st. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Son of HuHefner Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 just tell the dude how to copy 10 techno combis into the sequencer Let him jam away for 8 minutes each After he does that , tell him to check back in It will be awhile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Allerian Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 Why 80 minutes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RichardHK Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 His profile says he's a Music Student. Mmmm... Son of that Hugh fella? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members idiotboy Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 Get the boy's phone number and head on over to his house; clearly it won't take much to distract him with some shiny trinkets, while we make off with his big O. Or, maybe Carbon had a lobotomy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BonsoWonderDog Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 MartinHines doesn't seem to post as much anymore....... Hi Martin hope everything's ok :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MartinHines Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 MartinHines doesn't seem to post as much anymore.......Hi Martin hope everything's ok :-) I'm always here...waiting...watching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members csangel Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 Why 80 minutes? To fill up a CD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members carbon111 Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 Or, maybe Carbon had a lobotomy. Har Har! I actually tried to help the guy out by suggesting that he (horror of horrors!) read the manual...or read anything, really... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hogberto Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 This post is hilarious. What's even more funny is that everyone is so polite at Korg Forums that they won't make fun of him http://www.korgforums.com/forum/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=23964&sid=47305d8c5eb942a69b6922a0d8291178 "I just got my brand new Oasys 88. I have never done any sampling before. Also I don't know much about Karma. Is there any chance that any of you might be willing to talk to me on the phone about the Oasys? I want to be able to create 80 minute Techno/Trance mixes and perhaps be able to perform 80 minute electronica sets, etc. I don't really know any good strategy though on "what to do" as in which sounds to use, how to set them up right, etc. Things I don't yet know much about: Karma, Sampling, Creating Combis, Creating Programs, the Legacy Audio Collection, using and assigning knobs and controllers for specific functions, any type of advanced editing etc. Any advice? If any advanced Oasys users out there are willing to talk to me on the phone, PM me and I will share my phone number." this has got to be a piss take. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Synthoid Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 Why 80 minutes? Really.....that's what I was going to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Son of HuHefner Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 Yup, 80 minutes is the maximum recording length on most CD formats This dude is gonna be rich. Who will help him ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Synthoid Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 This dude is gonna be rich. Who will help him ? As long as we get 50% of the profits.....we all will. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Son of HuHefner Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 I suggest doing it for nothing Helping a noob for hours with his new Oasys would build character and you would gain valuable karma points for your next life I have plenty, thank you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Synthoid Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 you would gain valuable karma points for your next life I'll have to check with Stephen Kay about that...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Son of HuHefner Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 ask him who does his blonde highlights nahhh, just jokin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Yoozer Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 "Hay guys, I just bought a Formula 1 car, but where exactly is the gas pedal? Also, this Schumacher guy, could you tell me about him?" 3 months later it'll be an expensive paperweight for us to catch on the 'bay. Yay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Synthoid Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 Guess he threw away the manual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members swardle Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 He does sound like a college student. But you got to start somewhere, right? Hopefully he will meet up with some local cats that can help him out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Synthoid Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 Rich college student at that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members swardle Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 Rich college student at that. No doubt! My first synth ever was a Casio CZ-1000 - paid $500 for it. It felt like an eternity to save up for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Synthoid Posted April 14, 2007 Members Share Posted April 14, 2007 I had a CZ-101 back in the day. My first synth though, was a Sequential Six-Trak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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