Members Diametro Posted May 12, 2007 Members Share Posted May 12, 2007 first time I ever felt sorry for a cat ... http://www.dumpalink.com/videos/Attack_of_the_killer_tortoise-27be.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Daft Punk Posted May 12, 2007 Members Share Posted May 12, 2007 Haha, cute cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Diametro Posted May 12, 2007 Author Members Share Posted May 12, 2007 All it wants to do is chill and play ... and this territorial tortise just won't let it be ... crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members swardle Posted May 12, 2007 Members Share Posted May 12, 2007 Well, that's what you are supposed to do with them evil, filthy cats. Chase 'em down until they leave. If they refuse, then it's ok to destroy them. Now, I don't like to hurt animals, even Devil cats, so most of the time I just scare 'em off with a water bottle. When that doesn't work, I will bring out a fire hose and blast them real good! I don't know if I have ever actually killed one, but God says it's ok if I do. And, like I said, it is not in my nature to be violent and if anything I prefer to avoid conflict. That's why I don't like to go out at night (except for gigs). When it comes to nighttime, people should be indoors, where it's safe! Cats roam the night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members guidedbyechoes Posted May 12, 2007 Members Share Posted May 12, 2007 turtles can't climb trees Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Diametro Posted May 12, 2007 Author Members Share Posted May 12, 2007 which wouldn't help the cat on a mesa or in the desert or while walking on water ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pighood Posted May 12, 2007 Members Share Posted May 12, 2007 That's funny as hell right there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members orangefunk Posted May 12, 2007 Members Share Posted May 12, 2007 what is crazy is that the cat could easily bite the head off the tortoise but obviously because of domestication and instinct knows thats its wrong... but on another day.. if the sun was very hot and nothing much going on that tortoise wouldn't be too clever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pighood Posted May 12, 2007 Members Share Posted May 12, 2007 Perhaps teh cat is made of teh lettuce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Diametro Posted May 12, 2007 Author Members Share Posted May 12, 2007 Granted, the cat isn't in "kill" mode ... but if the tortise withdrew inside its shell completely, I think there's little that cat could do ... also, I think a turtle could survive a few cat swipes ... alsox2, I think it's unlikely a cat would be able to bite a turtle's head unless it was already injured ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Pro Posted May 12, 2007 Members Share Posted May 12, 2007 I've seen far more lethal turtles too... the snapping turtles around here actually stand in the middle of the road and snap at passing cars! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pighood Posted May 12, 2007 Members Share Posted May 12, 2007 Any car will pw3n any snapping turtle. Even if it IS pleased. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Diametro Posted May 12, 2007 Author Members Share Posted May 12, 2007 It's not Smart to own an moose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pighood Posted May 12, 2007 Members Share Posted May 12, 2007 It's an MOUSSE. Dig in, mes cochons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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