OT: Miss Clueless 2007

This has been all over the net in just a few hours, but in case you haven't seen it:

I'm gonna give Slater his props for keeping a straight face, when he was well within his rights to mutter "Right, I'm done" into the mic before throwing it to the ground and sprinting to his car in tears, wondering what was the exact choice he made in his life to lead to this.

Sure, she says, um..... South Africa?

I'm positive she's not this ditzy normally, and choked under pressure, but ouch.

Q:

Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?

A:

I personnally believe -

that U.S. Americans are unable to do so -

because a -

somaa people out there in our nation in it don't have maps, and a -

I believe our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as -

and I believe that they should a -

our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or a -

should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our......

US Americans

so perhaps Americans of Spain would know better!!!

US Americans so perhaps Americans of Spain would know better!!!

Most likely - in case they need to get back home, or call home for an air strike etc / invasion / nuking etc

Ah - I had read that quote and thought it was from GW

None of this matters; the girl is stunning.

But WHAT'S HER CARBON FOOTPRINT?

about fifty times what it should be

"the iraq".

I think she said "Hi, im retarded."

And that's the saddest part - she'll NEVER be penalized for being a dumbass because she is pretty. The world will always do things for her and she'll always slide by, and of course likely make more money than any of us by doing ads, shows, whatever. Great priorities the world has...

god I hope they took her out and tied her tubes during the next commercial break. we really really dont need any more of her.

or americans, for that matter. Myself included.

It's a good thing all of you guys performed flawlessy, at 17 years old, on a globally televised contest, at the single most important moment of your life.

Otherwise I'd have to comment on your hypocrisy.

STFU and have some compassion already.

In her shoes at 17 I would have made like Flounder in Animal House and puked on the host.

"Lizard licks....his eyeball"

It's a good thing all of you guys performed flawlessy, at 17 years old, on a globlally televised contest, at the single most important moment of your life. Otherwise I'd have to comment on your hypocrisy. STFU and have some compassion already.

It's this kind of thinking that makes the movie "Idiocracy" the reality that it is. It may not have been televised nationally, but I performed many times at age 17. Even at 13, I never spouted something so incoherent and rambling as her repsonse. It's her job, and she doesn't do it well. Get her out of here - next contestant.

It's a good thing all of you guys performed flawlessy, at 17 years old, on a globlally televised contest, at the single most important moment of your life. Otherwise I'd have to comment on your hypocrisy. STFU and have some compassion already.

your just sayin that cause ya want to do'er

"Why don't you have a seat right there - there's something you need to know..."

What were your plans tonight?

It's a good thing all of you guys performed flawlessy, at 17 years old, on a globlally televised contest, at the single most important moment of your life. Otherwise I'd have to comment on your hypocrisy. STFU and have some compassion already.

The interview section of the Miss Teen America 2007 pageant was the single most important moment of her life? She's {censored}ed.

In all seriousness, on the one hand I don't think she needs any sympathy - you know the interview question is coming up, you rehearse for it, and they aren't expecting Chomskian socio-political insight. Just string a coherent sentence together that is superficially relevant to the question presented, and you pass. If she were just some girl dragged off the street and shoved in front of a mic and camera, sure, give her a break. But she should have been prepared, and she's 17, not 9.

On the other hand, it's a teen beauty pageant interview question. Who gives a {censored}? This type of drivel is constantly pioneering new Ls in LCD, and I don't mean the display technology. This is perverse on so many deeper levels than the girls' public speaking abilities.

Where's the video of her getting her kit off?

It's a good thing all of you guys performed flawlessy, at 17 years old, on a globlally televised contest, at the single most important moment of your life. Otherwise I'd have to comment on your hypocrisy. STFU and have some compassion already.

I was winning state piano competitions when I was 13. Why? Because I worked hard and prepared, and because I had some talent.

Her job and the path in life she has chosen is to be decoration, and little more.

It is natural for those who pursue excellence through the use of their brain to snicker when those who cannot even form a coherent sentence are embarrassed.

I'll bet the majority of those kids who can't find the US on a map could have answered that question better.