Members bruto Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 This has been all over the net in just a few hours, but in case you haven't seen it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members syncretism Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 I'm gonna give Slater his props for keeping a straight face, when he was well within his rights to mutter "Right, I'm done" into the mic before throwing it to the ground and sprinting to his car in tears, wondering what was the exact choice he made in his life to lead to this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Lozada Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 Could someone transcribe that?I do not understand some words... yes, I know she is actually mumbling nonsense, but... could you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members syncretism Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 Sure, she says, um..... South Africa? I'm positive she's not this ditzy normally, and choked under pressure, but ouch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bruto Posted August 29, 2007 Author Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 Could someone transcribe that?I do not understand some words... yes, I know she is actually mumbling nonsense, but... could you? Q:Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is? A:I personnally believe - that U.S. Americans are unable to do so - because a - somaa people out there in our nation in it don't have maps, and a -I believe our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as - and I believe that they should a -our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or a - should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members reza79sh Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 US Americans so perhaps Americans of Spain would know better!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Khazul Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 US Americans so perhaps Americans of Spain would know better!!! Most likely - in case they need to get back home, or call home for an air strike etc / invasion / nuking etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members droolmaster0 Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 Q:Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is? A:I personnally believe - that U.S. Americans are unable to do so - because a - somaa people out there in our nation in it don't have maps, and a -I believe our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as - and I believe that they should a -our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or a - should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our...... Ah - I had read that quote and thought it was from GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members keybdwizrd Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 None of this matters; the girl is stunning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pighood Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 But WHAT'S HER CARBON FOOTPRINT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pogo97 Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 about fifty times what it should be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mytee2.0 Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 "the iraq". Could someone transcribe that? I do not understand some words... yes, I know she is actually mumbling nonsense, but... could you? I think she said "Hi, im retarded." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Lozada Posted August 29, 2007 Share Posted August 29, 2007 THANKS! That was funny... and depressing... Q: Recent polls have shown that a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is? A: I personnally believe - that U.S. Americans are unable to do so - because a - somaa people out there in our nation in it don't have maps, and a - I believe our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq everywhere like such as - and I believe that they should a - our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or a - should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for our...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CTB Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 None of this matters; the girl is stunning. And that's the saddest part - she'll NEVER be penalized for being a dumbass because she is pretty. The world will always do things for her and she'll always slide by, and of course likely make more money than any of us by doing ads, shows, whatever. Great priorities the world has... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tony Scharf Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 god I hope they took her out and tied her tubes during the next commercial break. we really really dont need any more of her. or americans, for that matter. Myself included. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members idiotboy Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 It's a good thing all of you guys performed flawlessy, at 17 years old, on a globally televised contest, at the single most important moment of your life. Otherwise I'd have to comment on your hypocrisy. STFU and have some compassion already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members triton76 Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 In her shoes at 17 I would have made like Flounder in Animal House and puked on the host. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pighood Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 "Lizard licks....his eyeball" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CTB Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 It's a good thing all of you guys performed flawlessy, at 17 years old, on a globlally televised contest, at the single most important moment of your life. Otherwise I'd have to comment on your hypocrisy. STFU and have some compassion already. It's this kind of thinking that makes the movie "Idiocracy" the reality that it is. It may not have been televised nationally, but I performed many times at age 17. Even at 13, I never spouted something so incoherent and rambling as her repsonse. It's her job, and she doesn't do it well. Get her out of here - next contestant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tony Scharf Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 It's a good thing all of you guys performed flawlessy, at 17 years old, on a globlally televised contest, at the single most important moment of your life. Otherwise I'd have to comment on your hypocrisy. STFU and have some compassion already. your just sayin that cause ya want to do'er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TowJam Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 None of this matters; the girl is stunning. "Why don't you have a seat right there - there's something you need to know..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pighood Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 What were your plans tonight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cloacal-X Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 It's a good thing all of you guys performed flawlessy, at 17 years old, on a globlally televised contest, at the single most important moment of your life. Otherwise I'd have to comment on your hypocrisy. STFU and have some compassion already. The interview section of the Miss Teen America 2007 pageant was the single most important moment of her life? She's {censored}ed. In all seriousness, on the one hand I don't think she needs any sympathy - you know the interview question is coming up, you rehearse for it, and they aren't expecting Chomskian socio-political insight. Just string a coherent sentence together that is superficially relevant to the question presented, and you pass. If she were just some girl dragged off the street and shoved in front of a mic and camera, sure, give her a break. But she should have been prepared, and she's 17, not 9. On the other hand, it's a teen beauty pageant interview question. Who gives a {censored}? This type of drivel is constantly pioneering new Ls in LCD, and I don't mean the display technology. This is perverse on so many deeper levels than the girls' public speaking abilities. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mook Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 Where's the video of her getting her kit off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mate_stubb Posted August 29, 2007 Members Share Posted August 29, 2007 It's a good thing all of you guys performed flawlessy, at 17 years old, on a globlally televised contest, at the single most important moment of your life. Otherwise I'd have to comment on your hypocrisy. STFU and have some compassion already. I was winning state piano competitions when I was 13. Why? Because I worked hard and prepared, and because I had some talent. Her job and the path in life she has chosen is to be decoration, and little more. It is natural for those who pursue excellence through the use of their brain to snicker when those who cannot even form a coherent sentence are embarrassed. I'll bet the majority of those kids who can't find the US on a map could have answered that question better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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