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Normal prizes for brains from nobel prize winners range from $150'000.30 to $350'000.75.

 

However, my new brain is from a rock musician who died in a car accident, actually he drove with his black Ferrari into the pink swimming pool of his girl friend and drowned. The price for his brain was $1'700'000.95, because his brain was like new, respectively has never been used.

 

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You have to wait until they aren't popular anymore. I got my rock musician brain for a couple of bucks, but there's a notch cut out on one end.

 

 

You can find some really good brain deals at garage sales. I bought an old trunk at a garage sale and there was an old brain in it. It was moldy, but after scrubbing it with a bristle brush, it looked pretty good. I did a self install job, not trusting doctors and hospitals. It worked out plenty good, but now I have to pee all the time. I'm not sure why.

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Normal prizes for brains from nobel prize winners range from $150'000.30 to $350'000.75.


However, my new brain is from a rock musician who died in a car accident, actually he drove with his black Ferrari into the pink swimming pool of his girl friend and drowned. The price for his brain was $1'700'000.95, because his brain was like new, respectively has never been used.


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The name on the jar wasn't Abby something, was it?

 

From http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072431/quotes:

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Igor, would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?

Igor: And you won't be angry?

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.

Igor: Abby someone.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby someone. Abby who?

Igor: Abby Normal.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Abby Normal?

Igor: I'm almost sure that was the name.

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put an abnormal brain into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?

[shakes and grabs him]

Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TELLING ME?

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