Members audioicon Posted May 1, 2009 Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 Just curious and hope this doesn't turn into another messy thread. I know he had indicated he wasn't feeling well. Hey! Beck, hope all is well, where the hell are you? AI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UstadKhanAli Posted May 1, 2009 Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 I'm not at liberty to say right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members audioicon Posted May 1, 2009 Author Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 I'm not at liberty to say right now. OH lord! Come on Ken, I promise you full immunity! No charges will be brought against you. If you like, I'll send you into witness protection. AI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UstadKhanAli Posted May 1, 2009 Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 OH lord! Come on Ken, I promise you full immunity! No charges will be brought against up. If you like, I'll send you into witness protection. AI I've sworn an oath, and I am an honorable man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members audioicon Posted May 1, 2009 Author Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 I've sworn an oath, and I am an honorable man. The witness is excused! AI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UstadKhanAli Posted May 1, 2009 Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 Just know that he is content in a land where unicorns, cats, and well-endowed Jamotowns frolic gaily, unimpeded by the confines of internet forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members audioicon Posted May 1, 2009 Author Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 Just know that he is content in a land where unicorns, cats, and Jamotowns frolic gaily, unimpeded by the confines of internet forums. Well, I just got a call from NASA, and they confirmed he was spotted by the Rover! They may be releasing images. AI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UstadKhanAli Posted May 1, 2009 Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 Well, I just got a call from NASA, and they confirmed he was spotted by the Rover!They may be releasing images.AI Please exercise discretion should you receive these images. The small-minded among us might not be able to understand their life of blissful frolicking. Thank you for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members audioicon Posted May 1, 2009 Author Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 Please exercise discretion should you receive these images. The small-minded among us might not be able to understand their life of blissful frolicking. Thank you for this. Hey Ken - these are some of the transcripts of the events: Rover: Houston I see some thing. Houston: What does it look like? Rover: Let me take a closer look. Rover: Looks like a male with a beach towel. Houston: That's evidence - water may be on Mars. Houston: Keep an eye on him - he may have other motives. Astronaut: Houston there's a woman! AI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FoxTick Posted May 1, 2009 Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 Somewhere in LA eating nachos with Nigel Godrich .... just a guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UstadKhanAli Posted May 1, 2009 Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 Somewhere in LA eating nachos with Nigel Godrich.... just a guess. I don't know about that. I don't know if we have frolicking unicorns or Jamotowns here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Anderton Posted May 1, 2009 Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 Sadly, he was gored accidentally by a unicorn. He was polishing the unicorn's horn (an essential part of unicorn maintenance) when it was startled by a loud noise, and ran forward. Fortunately, the horn glanced off the side of Beck's rib cage and into his arm, so there was no damage to his internal organs (or pianos). But it's a nasty flesh wound, and with his arm in a sling, it's very hard for him to type right now. The unicorn feels absolutely terrible about the whole thing. He's typing a response to this thread, but can only hit one key at a time with his horn, so it's going to be a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members UstadKhanAli Posted May 1, 2009 Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 Craig, by recklessly revealing this in public, you risk mass hysteria. We have a responsibility to the public. Think of the kids!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members FoxTick Posted May 1, 2009 Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 I don't know about that. I don't know if we have frolicking unicorns or Jamotowns here. Oh, I thought we we're talking about Two Turntables and a Microphone Beck. I've never heard the other Beck's music....and I'm not talking about Jeff Beck, Mongolian Chop Squad Beck or even Glenn Beck...You know, there are WAY too many Becks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jeff da Weasel Posted May 1, 2009 Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 You know, there are WAY too many Becks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jotown Posted May 1, 2009 Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 Sadly, he was gored accidentally by a unicorn. He was polishing the unicorn's horn (an essential part of unicorn maintenance) when it was startled by a loud noise, and ran forward.That is the kind of thing that happens when you mess with a Unicorns kitty cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members lonotes Posted May 1, 2009 Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 He was polishing the unicorn's horn Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudolf von Hagenwil Posted May 1, 2009 Members Share Posted May 1, 2009 i read quite a few of the posts of this bloke, and when i saw this thread i assumed 1. he got into a bad fairytale, has his nose stucked between the buttocks of some snow white at the moment, hasn't suffocated yet but also can't find a way out of it, 2. or got simply anialized and lives a happy live behind the seven mountains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bp Posted May 2, 2009 Members Share Posted May 2, 2009 Sadly, he was gored accidentally by a unicorn. He was polishing the unicorn's horn (an essential part of unicorn maintenance) when it was startled by a loud noise, and ran forward.Fortunately, the horn glanced off the side of Beck's rib cage and into his arm, so there was no damage to his internal organs (or pianos). But it's a nasty flesh wound, and with his arm in a sling, it's very hard for him to type right now.The unicorn feels absolutely terrible about the whole thing. He's typing a response to this thread, but can only hit one key at a time with his horn, so it's going to be a while. I'm glad I read down to this. I was almost on auto pilot with the obligatory unicorn response. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bp Posted May 2, 2009 Members Share Posted May 2, 2009 Maybe unicorn flu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bp Posted May 2, 2009 Members Share Posted May 2, 2009 His favorite soup is unicorn chowder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bp Posted May 2, 2009 Members Share Posted May 2, 2009 He's getting his unicorn treated for a unibrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gus Lozada Posted May 2, 2009 Share Posted May 2, 2009 Where It's At??? [YOUTUBE]5uQ9W4KexnA[/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bp Posted May 2, 2009 Members Share Posted May 2, 2009 Stop me. I'm not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudolf von Hagenwil Posted May 2, 2009 Members Share Posted May 2, 2009 This video is not available in your country. nice message how can I make my video not available in your country? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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