Sneezed on my snare drum last night.

In between songs a sneeze surprised me so I didn't have time to cover my mouth. When I looked down, there was a nice brown/green loogy sitting on the snare head. I left it there for a while, and to my surprise it actually acted as some sort of homemade moongel

In other news, this was my third practice after about an 8-month layoff due to health reasons, wrapping up our CD and general busy-nes. In that span, I completely revamped my setup so it was very weird going back to the kit. Yesterday, I finally felt like a drummer again though. Yay for rock n roll!

Originally posted by ulank it actually acted as some sort of homemade moongel

Ever heard of the product "Gorilla Snot". I hear it's the real deal, collected from the zoo.

Maybe you can market a competitive product, "Ulank's Boogers" or something like that.

Remind me not to eat anything that's been sitting on your snare.

Originally posted by Old Steve Ever heard of the product "Gorilla Snot". I hear it's the real deal, collected from the zoo. Maybe you can market a competitive product, "Ulank's Boogers" or something like that. Remind me not to eat anything that's been sitting on your snare.

You're a marketing genius.

As far as the eating, I eat off my floor tom. I also serve drinks at parties on an inverted ride cymbal. The snare is now reserved for boogies.

Try barfing in your bass drum. I hear it works just like a pillow.

Do you know what kind of foods I should eat to maximize my muffling potential? What about poop? Maybe rub some on my heads to make them "coated?"

(is this open jam? !!!)