Members aqualung211 Posted January 2, 2007 Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 Post the lyrics that crack you up. Anal {censored}-Anyone who like the dillinger escape plan are gay HARVEY FIERSTEIN TOLD ME YOU GUYS RULEDJOHN ZORN CALLED TO TELL ME YOU'RE GREATTHE CALLER I.D. WAS FROM A GAY BARYOU GUYS {censored}ING SUCKANY GUY WHO LIKES YOULIKE NEUROSIS AND DICKS UP HIS ASSYOU THINK YOU'RE SO {censored}ING ORIGINALGAY BARS USED TO BE ORIGINAL TOOYOU NEVER GET BAD REVIEWSBECAUSE ALL THE WRITERS SHOOT UP CUMEVERYONE WHO LIKES YOUIS A GAY HOMOSEXUAL FAGGOT Anal {censored}-Eazy E Got Hiv From Freddy Mercury EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BLACK, YOU LISTENED TO QUEENYOU THOUGHT FREDDY WAS THE CUTEST GUY YOU'VE EVER SEENYOU WENT BACKSTAGE AND GOT {censored}ED IN THE ASSYOU TOOK A HIV TESTEAZY E GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURYEAZY E GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURYEAZY E GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURYEAZY E GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURYYOU WENT TO DINNER, FREDDY WORE A LEASHYOU ATE FRIED CHICKEN, FREDDY ATE QUICHENOW FREDDY'S DEAD AND HE'S IN HEAVENAT HIS WAKE YOU ATE WATER MELON Anal {censored}-Hitler was a sensitive man HITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MANHITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MANHITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MANHITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MANHE WENT TO ART SCHOOL WHEN HE WAS YOUNGERHE WANTED TO BE A PAINTERHITLER WAS A VEGETARIANHE WAS ALSO A NON SMOKERHITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MANHITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MANHITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MANHITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MANHE HIRED GAY AND HANDICAPPED OFFICERSHE WAS CONCERNED ABOUT OVERPOPULATIONIF HITLER WAS ALIVE TODAYHE'D LISTENED TO THE CURE, THE SMITHS, AND DEPECHE MODEHITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MANHITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MANHITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MANHITLER WAS A SENSITIVE MAN I'll find some Agoraphobic Nosebleed lyrics in a bit. I'm curious to see what you guys post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WillyRay Posted January 2, 2007 Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 Is Anal-{censored} a girl? If so, Please Post Pix! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aqualung211 Posted January 2, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 Do you own a consulting business? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WillyRay Posted January 2, 2007 Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 Originally posted by aqualung211 Do you own a consulting business? Do you? /w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aqualung211 Posted January 2, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 Originally posted by WillyRay Do you?/w I'm just wondering what Willyrayconsulting.com is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aqualung211 Posted January 2, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 and no....this is Anal {censored}: He recently made the upgrade from weelchair to cane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WillyRay Posted January 2, 2007 Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 Originally posted by aqualung211 I'm just wondering what Willyrayconsulting.com is. Seem's pretty self-explanatory to me. Turns out I didn't enjoy the freelance as much as I enjoyed the benefits and stability of a full-time job. And now I'm a musician! /w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aqualung211 Posted January 2, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 Originally posted by WillyRay Seem's pretty self-explanatory to me. Turns out I didn't enjoy the freelance as much as I enjoyed the benefits and stability of a full-time job. And now I'm a musician! /w YAY! so are you still drooling over the fat man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WillyRay Posted January 2, 2007 Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 Originally posted by aqualung211 YAY! so are you still drooling over the fat man? I was... but now I'm over it. /w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aqualung211 Posted January 2, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 Agoraphobic Nosebleed-computer lethargy aspire to reduce your world to a monitor screen.finger {censored} a keyboard into ecstasy. fat nuts, dumpybutt dilbert fleshed into being Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aqualung211 Posted January 2, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 Originally posted by WillyRay I was... but now I'm over it. /w sorry. He doesn't swing that way anyways: saw you buying a pearl jam record,and i noticed that you're gay i saw you hanging around in allston,and i noticed that you're gay i saw you riding around on your rollerblades,and i noticed that you're gay i saw you getting your tongue pierced,and i noticed that you're gay i heard you spend all day on the internet,and i noticed that you're gay i saw you drinking a frappucino,and i noticed that you're gay i saw you wearing a {censored}ing tree shirt,and i noticed that you're gay you've got a tribal tattoo, and i noticed that you're gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members manoeuver Posted January 2, 2007 Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 goddamn, that {censored}'s funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Drumming4Him Posted January 2, 2007 Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 I heard this on the radio: "Take those granny panties offand put on a thong" "You must've graduated at a good collegebecause you give good brain" Some newer rap artist, considering they pop up like babies. Probably the only rap lyrics that'll be on this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aqualung211 Posted January 2, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 Sarcasm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aqualung211 Posted January 2, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 Originally posted by Drumming4Him I heard this on the radio:"Take those granny panties offand put on a thong""You must've graduated at a good collegebecause you give good brain"Some newer rap artist, considering they pop up like babies. Probably the only rap lyrics that'll be on this thread. Meh....Dopeman is kinda funny. "yo mr. dopeman, you think you're slick, you sold crack to my sister and now she's sick, but if she happens to die, because of your drug, i'm putting in your coolo, a 38 slug" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JWL Posted January 2, 2007 Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 Blink = funny. Maybe not so much lyrics but live banter is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Drumming4Him Posted January 2, 2007 Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 Originally posted by aqualung211 Meh....Dopeman is kinda funny."yo mr. dopeman, you think you're slick, you sold crack to my sister and now she's sick, but if she happens to die, because of your drug, i'm putting in your coolo, a 38 slug" The prior lyrics I posted weren't even "good" funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aqualung211 Posted January 2, 2007 Author Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 Originally posted by Drumming4Him The prior lyrics I posted weren't even "good" funny. Yeah well, you can't expect some thug who suits plucked from the streets to know what good humor is. Unless you think Friday was a comedy classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Drumming4Him Posted January 2, 2007 Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 I meant the artist was being serious with that song and what not, but how serious can you sing those lyrics? Yeah. What do you guys think of Jay-Z? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Zeromus-X Posted January 2, 2007 Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 Hell, I could grab a handful of 'em off one CD... (hed)p.e.'s "Only In Amerika": "Go ahead {censored} let your radio playthe same 15 songs that you hear everyday ({censored})Go ahead {censored} keep cryin about your bitchWhile you listen to that silly faggot pop punk {censored} (fag)" "I like {censored}in' these ninety-poundersI watch it go in -I feel like I'm Shaqueil O'Neilland I'm {censored}in' the Olson Twins...Damn - I forgot to check that slut's ID(Those big-ass-titties make it hard to see)If {censored}in' you's wrong I don't wanna be right" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members drumhack Posted January 2, 2007 Members Share Posted January 2, 2007 I'm goin' old school for this...B52s. The skies are charcoal grey,It's a dreary downtown day,But at the end of my 30 footleash,Is my little friend Quiche.Quiche La Poodle is her nameAnd having a good time on a crummy day is our game. Quiche Quiche Lorraine Everyday I take her out. Yea!She runs around, she shouts out and bark, Yea!Cause she's a good doggieShe's a sweet, sweet, sweet PUPPY! Arf ArfAnd I know she'll stick by me, Yea! Arf Arf Oh no! Here comes a Great DaneTrottin'down the laneQuiche, Quiche, Quiche come back here;Don't leave me.I'll go insane.I'll go insane. How do you like that?Has anybody seen a dog dyed dark green.bout'two inches tall, with a strawberry blonde fall;Sunglasses and a bonnetand designer jeans with appliques on?The dog that brought me so much joyLeft me wallowing in pain.Quiche Lorraine. I'll show her!Do you see the key in my hand?I'm gonna throw it in the lake.Yea, you've been so rotten to me,You take the cake.I'm just gonna lock the door to your kennel,and just you try and come back to me.Yea, you'll see. Quiche Quiche Lorraine You mangey mutt.Quiche Quiche Lorraine I'm talking about Quiche!Quiche Quiche Lorraine Quiche Lorraine! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SirPsychoBuddha Posted January 3, 2007 Members Share Posted January 3, 2007 well i thought i would post the worst and most disgusting lyrics to a song i have ever herd....enjoy: {censored}ing an animal! Drinking 50 beers {censored}ing an animal! Blowing 50 steers {censored}ing an animal! Oh im a {censored}ing queer {censored}ing an animal! these disgusting lyrics are brought to you by the weird old band of GWAR. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bronze_Addict Posted January 3, 2007 Members Share Posted January 3, 2007 WE smoke the toenails and hairof the wisemanunder a BLACKGOD's thumbwe dance like painted puppetsshe bleeds orgasm in techni-coloran ocean of alien mysterywe eat the wiseman's eyesfor sight that we mightsee the darkness if we killthe lights fast enoughwe eat the brain and praythat our eyes can open wide enoughwe burn the dry shell, a funeral chantthe pulse quickens and we danceas the blossoms falla scattering of dust to the windsthis celebration of old skinI feel every flower that isscreaming to consume youthe earth and sky your cradlethe earth and sky entomb youso is the way of foreverteeming with simple crueltiesbeatings in cold roomshands and head not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Walt Disney Posted January 3, 2007 Members Share Posted January 3, 2007 WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members nklarow Posted January 3, 2007 Members Share Posted January 3, 2007 Wow. That scares me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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