Members cheeseadiddle Posted June 21, 2008 Members Share Posted June 21, 2008 What it's like to put pepper spray up your nose? Lemme tell ya. It's like a {censored}ing nuclear weapon has gone off in your sinus cavity. About two months ago, my allergies were really acting up. So I started using Afrin nose spray so I could breathe. I ignored the warnings on the bottle saying not to use it more than three days. So after two months, I realized I got myself addicted to the {censored}. It actually causes the problem that it's supposed to alleviate when you become addicted to it. So you end up using it every three hours or so. So I searched the net. It seems that what doctors use to break people off the stuff and give them some relief at the same time is a product called Sinus Buster. And Sinus Buster is made from you guessed it... Peppers. When you first squirt it up your nose, it burns. You think to yourself, this is {censored}ing pepper spray. Then after about 30 seconds, you go... HOLY {censored} DOES THIS {censored} BURN! Your eyes water... the skin on your nose feels like it's on fire. I just told my ol' lady... if you ever see me pick up a bottle of Afrin again, just kick me in the balls. I'll be better off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TamaDrummer0 Posted June 21, 2008 Members Share Posted June 21, 2008 Lmfao, I think thats worse than being a criminal and getting it shot in your face, in your nose LOL that must suck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 2xBass Posted June 22, 2008 Members Share Posted June 22, 2008 Lmfao, I think thats worse than being a criminal and getting it shot in your face, in your nose LOL that must suck But at least you are prepared for it, kinda Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zildjian@consol Posted June 22, 2008 Members Share Posted June 22, 2008 Cheese, try snorting another spice,or bacon bits maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members manoeuver Posted June 22, 2008 Members Share Posted June 22, 2008 snort some beans and ground beef, some tomato paste. mmmm, nasal chili. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members polarnewfie Posted June 22, 2008 Members Share Posted June 22, 2008 I've never had the joy of pepper spray, but I have gotten good whiffs of TEAR GAS a couple of times, and you truly dont realize how much snot your sinus cavities can hold till you breathe that stuff in. My face just exploded snot/tears/drool and I gagged pretty good. All of this wasn't as bad as my friend who popped his gas mask off quickly to scratch an itch on his nose. He put the mask on again, (now with the tear gas in it, and threw up violently WHILE STILL WEARING THE MASK...... it looked like his face exploded with a yellow/green goop. Then in a panic, he pulled the mask off altogether and the snot issue happened to him. I had to drag his sorry ass out of the gas hut while he was puking/snoting/crying/drooling and gagging. I still chuckle to myself when I see him, as all I can think of is an exploding face of yellow/green inside those plastic eye pieces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members manoeuver Posted June 22, 2008 Members Share Posted June 22, 2008 how pleasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members marko46 Posted June 22, 2008 Members Share Posted June 22, 2008 What it's like to put pepper spray up your nose?Lemme tell ya.It's like a {censored}ing nuclear weapon has gone off in your sinus cavity.About two months ago, my allergies were really acting up. So I started using Afrin nose spray so I could breathe. I ignored the warnings on the bottle saying not to use it more than three days. So after two months, I realized I got myself addicted to the {censored}. It actually causes the problem that it's supposed to alleviate when you become addicted to it. So you end up using it every three hours or so.So I searched the net. It seems that what doctors use to break people off the stuff and give them some relief at the same time is a product called Sinus Buster. And Sinus Buster is made from you guessed it... Peppers.When you first squirt it up your nose, it burns. You think to yourself, this is {censored}ing pepper spray. Then after about 30 seconds, you go... HOLY {censored} DOES THIS {censored} BURN! Your eyes water... the skin on your nose feels like it's on fire.I just told my ol' lady... if you ever see me pick up a bottle of Afrin again, just kick me in the balls. I'll be better off. Damn Cheese! I can only imagine.Worst I ever did, way back in the day, like '75 or so while I was just an up and coming future junkie, I got some Seconal,(Reds back then) and I pulled the caps aparton three and dumped 'em on a mirror.It honestly looked like a heaping tablespoon of powder.An older hippie dude said. "You f*ckin' nuts if you snort that, but if you'er gonna you. better do it fast and all at once. It's gonna burn like hell".So, me being the badass, more like idiot, I did the whole pile up the right nostril.HOLY {censored} !!!!I trully thought the top of my head was gonna blow completly off and my nose was gonna implode. Lasted for a good two hours. That was the worst experience I ever had. I didn't stop snortin' dope then, just Barbituates.Damn am I greatful I lived through stupid {censored} like that, and it's been over for quite a few years now.Later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Merlin Coryell Posted June 22, 2008 Members Share Posted June 22, 2008 What I really hate is stupid ass people who put quotes from outstandingly funny shows in their sigs and then start anti-sig threads. Cough. Cheese. Cough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cheeseadiddle Posted June 22, 2008 Author Members Share Posted June 22, 2008 I'm good like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members crocophile Posted June 22, 2008 Members Share Posted June 22, 2008 my cousin snorted a pack of soy sauce Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cheeseadiddle Posted June 22, 2008 Author Members Share Posted June 22, 2008 And how did that wok out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wellhungarian Posted June 22, 2008 Members Share Posted June 22, 2008 Don't get too addicted to Afrin or you could end up with a deviated septum. Great band name too. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage Buffalo Chip recording artists, Deviated Septum! Very Metal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cheeseadiddle Posted June 22, 2008 Author Members Share Posted June 22, 2008 Don't get too addicted to Afrin or you could end up with a deviated septum. Great band name too. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage Buffalo Chip recording artists, Deviated Septum! Very Metal. Yeah, I've read that. I won't be using the {censored} again, no worries there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members slap happy drums Posted June 22, 2008 Members Share Posted June 22, 2008 I talked a guy into snorting a packet of sugar , he was sad afterwords. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mikeofbaltimore Posted June 22, 2008 Members Share Posted June 22, 2008 my friend snorted some of that crystal light lemonade stuff, it really sucked his nose started bleeding Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sunspot Posted June 23, 2008 Members Share Posted June 23, 2008 Oleo Resin Capsicum. stuff aint cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Wellhungarian Posted June 23, 2008 Members Share Posted June 23, 2008 I talked a guy into snorting a packet of sugar , he was sad afterwords. I snorted a lot of things back in the 70's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SkiAz4Free Posted June 23, 2008 Members Share Posted June 23, 2008 Oleo Resin Capsicum.stuff aint cool. For any law enforcement officers wishing to carry Pepper Spray (O.C.), you have to be "exposed" to it. There are several methods of application, ranging from a q-tip's worth appllied directly to a closed eye, to a full-face spray. Our unit got the full-face, but we also had to react to a scenario, where we were sprayed by a would-be bad guy, then had to pull our weapon, command them to the ground, and apply hand-cuffs. I got it up my nose which bled, in my throat which swelled up and I could barely breathe, and in both eyes which made me really want my mommy. I've see O.C. drop a 300lb Samoan, and I've seen it just annoy a 5 foot nothing girl. Crazy stuff, but I swear by it. I keep a can in my car (for douchebags), and in the house (for bears). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cheeseadiddle Posted June 23, 2008 Author Members Share Posted June 23, 2008 I've see O.C. drop a 300lb Samoan, and I've seen it just annoy a 5 foot nothing girl. Crazy stuff, but I swear by it. I keep a can in my car (for douchebags), and in the house (for bears). Yeah, there seems to be no rhyme or reason to people's tolerance of the stuff. Some people can keep on keeping on when it's sprayed in their face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members theFoot Posted June 23, 2008 Members Share Posted June 23, 2008 THATS AWESOME ! ! [YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwTCNJOsDNk&feature=related[/YOUTUBE] youtube link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SkiAz4Free Posted June 23, 2008 Members Share Posted June 23, 2008 Here's a little coastie O.C. training for ya... [YOUTUBE]IDoGr5bSMj0[/YOUTUBE] GET SOME!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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