Members marko46 Posted April 19, 2009 Members Share Posted April 19, 2009 If this offends anyone, my appologies. But even if you're of that persuasion, that's funny, I don't care who you are: The Rancher A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, 'You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels.' The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her. 'Unbutton my blouse and take it off, she said.. Trembling, he did as she directed. 'Now take off my boots.' He did as she asked, ever so slowly. 'Now take off my socks.' He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. 'Now take off my skirt.' He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. 'Now take off my bra.' Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, 'If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired.' (P.S. I didn't see that one coming, either.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 1001gear Posted April 19, 2009 Members Share Posted April 19, 2009 Dudded on me. Which is causing me to laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members marko46 Posted April 19, 2009 Author Members Share Posted April 19, 2009 Hope these fit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members marko46 Posted April 19, 2009 Author Members Share Posted April 19, 2009 Didn't quite make it: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zildjian@consol Posted April 19, 2009 Members Share Posted April 19, 2009 :lol:u so funny:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members danrothmusic Posted April 20, 2009 Members Share Posted April 20, 2009 haha, that set of pictures (originally a power point? can you send it to me?) is awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members twosticks Posted September 14, 2009 Members Share Posted September 14, 2009 Why did Mickey Mouse file for divorce from Minnie Mouse??? He found out she was {censored}ing Goofy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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