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I got up, got dressed, headed out on my long 63 mile trek to work, stopped at DD for coffee and got half way to work when my wife buzzes me on my cell. She asks "where are you?" to my reply of "where do you think I am?...going to work!" To which she replies "but it's Sunday!" I am in disbelief, but it was true. It was Sunday and not Monday, and all I can do was feel bewildered because I was certain it was Monday...but Bob and Tom weren't on the radio and there was an unusually silent trip to work with not many cars on the road.

 

I have not known what date it was or what weekday it was, but NEVER have I mistakenly gotten almost all the way to work on the wrong day...especially on the weekend! Am I crazy...or just in need of a vacation!:eek:

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You have passed the final test Danielson. You have assumed that such a day was a work day without checking the newspaper or TV. You are now a Geezer Guild Master!! Congratulations!! Carrotcake and prune juice refreshments we now be served on the back sundeck.

 

Next week: the bonus test- Yelling at anti-geezers to vacate your freshly pedicured Bermuda bladestocks while attired in ill-fitting sleeping/morning garments. (aka: telling the kids to get off your lawn as you wear that same old bathrobe) :thu:

 

I would just be relived that you got to turn around and come home! Early work day! Yippee!

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It's now 6:11 am...Monday! Hopefully this is not like groundhog day. The radio is not playing Sonny & Cher, but I sure do feel like I've done this before.:facepalm:

 

And wouldn't ya know it...it's raining like all get out! AGAIN!!!!:mad:

 

Jimmy...say it ain't so.!!! Does this help with the new theme...

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Woke up to the alarm, shook my head said" damn,I feel like I just went to bed"

Took a shower, got the wife up to drive me in to work (one car at the time)

walked in to a chorus of, "what are you doing here" from the night crew. It was 2am, I was do in at 7am.

 

Kid was playing with the alarm clock.

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(deep breath). ..

 

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One time my kid brother came home from school and fell right to sleep, around 8pm that evening I woke him up and said "hey get up its time to go to school." So he gets up brushes his teeth,combs his hair, makes himself a bowl of cereal and goes out to the bus stop! Man was he pissed off when he figured out what was up!:lol:

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One time my kid brother came home from school and fell right to sleep, around 8pm that evening I woke him up and said "hey get up its time to go to school." So he gets up brushes his teeth,combs his hair, makes himself a bowl of cereal and goes out to the bus stop! Man was he pissed off when he figured out what was up!
:lol:

 

That's not funny. I did that once :facepalm:. I had a tenancy to wake up WAYY late, so, I passed out after school one night... Woke up at 10 pm... I thought it was am. :facepalm:

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