Members TheGirlfriend Posted October 26, 2010 Members Share Posted October 26, 2010 All I've been posting lately is spam. You know it's bad when the first reply to a post is "spam" and it's from your boyfriend. I like drums....er....well....I like drummers, and drums. The act of playing drums, however, I'm not so keen on. I know things. Normal things. The kind of stuff every drummer's lady knows. I can play the standard rock beat. I can load in and out everything but the hardware bag... in heels. I never get blisters from playing, but I realize they can be a problem. I can help you with proper technique to avoid blisters.Your kit is ugly. You want to recover it, but you're poor and ghetto? I can help.You're on stage and people want to know who you are and where to buy a cd? Don't worry, I'll be there.I'll cancel manicure night with the girls to sell your merch.You're in the middle of practice and y'all just ran out of beer? No sweat. I'll be right back. So I'm a little sorry that my last few posts were spam. I don't think it's too out of hand, but probably kind of obnoxious. Anyway, I am TheGirlfriend. I am essential. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Big Daddy Posted October 26, 2010 Members Share Posted October 26, 2010 All I've been posting lately is spam. You know it's bad when the first reply to a post is "spam" and it's from your boyfriend.I like drums....er....well....I like drummers, and drums. The act of playing drums, however, I'm not so keen on.I know things. Normal things. The kind of stuff every drummer's lady knows. I can play the standard rock beat. I can load in and out everything but the hardware bag... in heels. I never get blisters from playing, but I realize they can be a problem. I can help you with proper technique to avoid blisters.Your kit is ugly. You want to recover it, but you're poor and ghetto? I can help.You're on stage and people want to know who you are and where to buy a cd? Don't worry, I'll be there.I'll cancel manicure night with the girls to sell your merch.You're in the middle of practice and y'all just ran out of beer? No sweat. I'll be right back. So I'm a little sorry that my last few posts were spam. I don't think it's too out of hand, but probably kind of obnoxious.Anyway, I am TheGirlfriend. I am essential. And I will continue to do these things until I become TheWife. Then, screw you. Haul your own heavy {censored} and get your own damn beer. FIXED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members fesswrx Posted October 26, 2010 Members Share Posted October 26, 2010 FIXED Amen brother, Amen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheGirlfriend Posted October 26, 2010 Author Members Share Posted October 26, 2010 Once we get married I don't have to play pack mule anymore? And he'll get up and get his own damn beer? {censored}. How come nobody told me all this earlier? I DO! Now where's my ring? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aenemated Posted October 26, 2010 Members Share Posted October 26, 2010 did make us sandwiches yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Members aenemated Posted October 26, 2010 Members Share Posted October 26, 2010 i may have to re-consider this "essential" status. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members WhiplashBand Posted October 26, 2010 Members Share Posted October 26, 2010 FIXED Sad, but true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members johnrobbsmusic Posted October 27, 2010 Members Share Posted October 27, 2010 haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheGirlfriend Posted October 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted October 27, 2010 sammich monster for my friend trent: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members zildjian@consol Posted October 27, 2010 Members Share Posted October 27, 2010 That just says eat me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members twosticks Posted October 27, 2010 Members Share Posted October 27, 2010 Oh well, we all go way off topic at times. You are essential. you are one of the few girls that get most of us. As far as I know, you are the girl that lasted the longest on here. Haul in the gear. set it up and play a sound check?? good stuff there! How's your newest job going?? and what did you do with Crossed Eyed Mary??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members turdadactyl Posted October 27, 2010 Members Share Posted October 27, 2010 FIXED So painfully f'in true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheGirlfriend Posted October 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted October 27, 2010 and what did you do with Crossed Eyed Mary??? he's fine. he's locked in the basement. i put padding on the walls so he can't hurt himself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members TheGirlfriend Posted October 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted October 27, 2010 What is there to understand, twosticks?Y'all like boobs, drums and each other.I picked up on that the first day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members D Carroll Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 and whiskey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members twosticks Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 What is there to understand, twosticks? Y'all like boobs, drums and each other. I picked up on that the first day. tu shay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gremson Posted October 28, 2010 Members Share Posted October 28, 2010 and whiskey. And Rum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Cross Eyed Mary Posted October 30, 2010 Members Share Posted October 30, 2010 I don't get it, was someone giving you {censored} for being OT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JimmyNZ Posted October 30, 2010 Members Share Posted October 30, 2010 Keep it up, it makes great reading. Someone must have complained about my last avatar, I got a pm from dendy asking me to remove it because it wasn't drum related.....so watch out GF.Love the chatter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gremson Posted October 30, 2010 Members Share Posted October 30, 2010 Your avatar is required to be drum related? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members cearleywine Posted October 30, 2010 Members Share Posted October 30, 2010 haha. Wasn't it big lesbians making out? I'm sure someone got tired of looking or didn't want their wives overlooking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JimmyNZ Posted October 30, 2010 Members Share Posted October 30, 2010 ^^ LoL...yes it was two rather large girls feeding each other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JimmyNZ Posted October 30, 2010 Members Share Posted October 30, 2010 Your avatar is required to be drum related? That's what he said, but I was happy to remove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Gremson Posted October 31, 2010 Members Share Posted October 31, 2010 I'll remember that next time I go to the Effects forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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