Members jonathan_matos5 Posted August 17, 2008 Members Share Posted August 17, 2008 :poke: just kidding. i like trumpeters i really do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members MarkZ Posted August 17, 2008 Members Share Posted August 17, 2008 Spaulding: What do you fellas get an hour?Ravelli: For playing, we get-a ten dollars an hour.Spaulding: I see. What do you get for not playing?Ravelli: Twelve dollars an hour.Spaulding: Well, clip me off a piece of that.Ravelli: Now for rehearsing, we make special rate. That's-a fifteen dollars an hour...That's-a for rehearsing.Spaulding: And what do you get for not rehearsing?Ravelli: You couldn't afford it. You see, if we don't rehearse, we a-don't play, and if we don't play (he snaps his finger) - that runs into money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JayhawkDrummer Posted August 17, 2008 Members Share Posted August 17, 2008 The best thing to do is to not pay them at all. If you do they tend to stick around and follow you where ever you go. It's like feeding a stray dog. Exactly like it. They will tag around waiting for scraps and every once in a while they will eventualy start humping your leg. However you can't shake 'em off. Not a pretty site.... Get a Sax player instead. You'll be much happier and your finished production will be fare superior in the end. Aj in KS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sunburstbasser Posted August 17, 2008 Members Share Posted August 17, 2008 The best thing to do is to not pay them at all. If you do they tend to stick around and follow you where ever you go. It's like feeding a stray dog. Exactly like it. They will tag around waiting for scraps and every once in a while they will eventualy start humping your leg. However you can't shake 'em off. Not a pretty site....Get a Sax player instead. You'll be much happier and your finished production will be fare superior in the end.Aj in KS Trombone players do it deeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members IndofunkCity Posted August 18, 2008 Members Share Posted August 18, 2008 I would pay anything to get every other trumpet player in the world to stop playing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted August 18, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 18, 2008 Trombone players do it deeper. and in 7 positions:facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Sax4Life Posted August 18, 2008 Members Share Posted August 18, 2008 You won't have to pay them anything once they find a better instrument. (I'm a former trumpet player. =P) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JayhawkDrummer Posted August 18, 2008 Members Share Posted August 18, 2008 and in 7 positions:facepalm: Only 7 ! - You must be a beginner. Better not let real bone players hear you say that.....I dated a Bone Blower once... Man there are way more than 7..... AJ in KS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sunburstbasser Posted August 18, 2008 Members Share Posted August 18, 2008 Did she clean your spit valve? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jonathan_matos5 Posted August 18, 2008 Author Members Share Posted August 18, 2008 Only 7 ! - You must be a beginner. Better not let real bone players hear you say that.....I dated a Bone Blower once... Man there are way more than 7..... AJ in KS way more but trombone players only do it in 7:p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AntiStuff Posted August 22, 2008 Members Share Posted August 22, 2008 Nothing; violence is free! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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