Yum brass !

Nothing interesting, I just thought this pic was worth posting.

Pic?

Edit: I see it now, just took a long time to load on my comp for some reason. I think this is from some terrible electronica video I saw once.

I love it when girls lick my trumpet.

I love it even more when girls blow my 'bone.

It takes a trumpet to scream.

+1

You should see the reactions when I demonstrate my octuple tonguing.

I have another animated gif from the same series, which, while not pornographic in any sense, is certainly more risque than that one, enough that I don't want to post it here

I could chime in with something about saxes and wood, but I'm gonna abstain.

Awwww, why not?

That's the whole fun of this topic!

{insert joke about trombones and changing positions here}

please someone think of a good joke about abstention; I can't do it (think of a joke, and abstain )

Attention: Do Not try this upon pulling a horn from the "cryo- tank"!

For the uninformed, "cryogenic"-treating a horn, involves immersion in a tank of liquid nitrogen, at a temperature of minus (-) 195 degrees Celsius. Supposedly, it realigns the molecules of the brass-alloy, to maximize the resonance of the instrument.

BTW -- Wondering (?) if this will improve my Pyramids or Thomastik-Infeld flatwounds?

Yes, but you'll lose that warm tone.

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