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Originally posted by Burgess Are you sure you're really a guitar player? Well, kinda, yeah. Was that mighty un-guitar-player-like of me?

Goddangit! Nothing happened! I'm still aways from true rock-stardom as arranging a three-some with two girls is this hard.

I might have another tale to tell in about 15 hours. I'll report back later.

Originally posted by Cokeman Or try to get that pube off the back of your tongue that's gagging you. Hahhah, I hear ya. I hate that. gtrbass, I don't think the sandpaper-issue is a big problem since most of the areas the tongue goes to aren't hairy anyway. It's just that if there IS hair there some of it WILL get into your mouth. Well, suppose it's a matter of opinion. I like 'em shaved.

Originally posted by way2fat Ah. The saying is actually: "A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush." Bush is also a slang term for The Good Stuff, although these days it seems that most of the bushes have been shaved. What's up with that anyway? I expect to be behind the times at my age but I just don't understand this fashion of women looking like they're 10 years old when they drop trou. Is it because of the low cut jeans? Ah, that one, right. Well, next time I'll just take advantage of whatever girls come across me. Personally I like shaved girls. I don't really like the whole 1970s bush-thing. It's a lot nicer to give head to a girl when you don't need to wade through all that hair and pick your teeth afterwards.

Originally posted by way2fat You know the old saying- A bush in the hand....... Actually I don't, being a non-native English speaker. How does the rest of the saying go then?

Stuff like that always happens when I'm seriously dating someone. Luckily a good friend of mine, a beautiful but desperately shy girl, said she'd like to try buddysex with me and that later on, if it was good, we'd look for another girl to join us. By God I'll get my threesome with two girls! Or I'll die trying! {censored}!!!

This will probably be the saddest groupie story you'll ever read: I was coming home from a friend's house and I had my guitar with me as I'd been to band practice earlier that day. So, I stand at this busstop waiting for my bus when these two thin rock-type girls, 16-17 or so, come over and say something to me. I go "Huh?" and take off my headphones. They ask me where I'm going. "To the centrum" I say. "Oh, what are you gonna do there?" "Just headin' home." Then the prettier girl tells me she saw my band earlier that month at a club where we really played earlier that month. Then they proceed to ask for my autograph which is very funny because we're an unknown band at this time. Well, trying to hold back the laughter I say sure, and then they give me the papers from their cigarette packs and a make up pen. I ask their names and give them my autographs. Now, note that at this time I was madly in love with my then-girlfriend, now ex-girlfriend, and that at that time I was supposed to move in together with her. I'm not a cheater. Alas! Anyway, as I give them back the make up pen and the autographs both girls reach into their pockets and show me two condoms. They say "These are getting old, could you help us?" At that time my mind was screaming "This kind of stuff doesn't happen to me! I'm just a guitarist in an unknown rock-band!" while I had to politely decline the amazing offer, hopped on my bus and went home to my girlfriend. Now I wish I'd just banged the hell out of these two girls. One was average-looking but slim, the other one was just plain hot even though they were so young. A week later I dumped my girlfriend and felt stupid for not helping these two poor lasses. Damn...