matt greeno

Originally posted by FelixGrammer The answer to your question is: you're too good. A really beautiful and earnest woman is what you want for a real relationship. Apart from that, the chances to get such a woman into some crazy ass backstage show don't seem so good. So I bet most of the guys just stick to the teethless crackwhores because they're easier to get and handle.* Maybe you should do some little moves like wink at the guy or lick your lips or finger or whatever the {censored} you want to do to get the "ego boost" afterwards if some sweaty guy asks if you're into buffalo mozzarella. * Maybe them fat but crazy girls also seem perform better blowjobs, you know... "in the park, dark, car, grass, likin nut suckin butt with the tongue up my {censored}in ass" That's the best avatar ever

Here's something I've wondered for a long time. I've heard some people say that bassists get overlooked by the women, and I've heard some say quite the contrary. How do bassists fare with the ladies? And do they do better if they play better? Does a fill-guy get more groupie action than a "root rider?"

You know, it's funny, I was playing an open mic at this bar on the regular last summer, and there was this woman who, to say, the least, I had no physical attraction for. The guitarist, who, like BeauNasty, is a self-proclaimed "no-holds barred party animal" (but not in those exact words), could not see why I wouldn't go for her. See, at the time, the crowd there, I think, had the wrong impression of me. I was abstaining from alcohol and I was taking university classes. So I think they thought of me as this nice little "college boy." As much as it might smudge my rep, I'm not going to sleep with a "groupie" I'm not interested in, because that's not fair to me or her. As I'm young in my career, however, I look forward to the stories and memories I may create on the road.