They say:
I have too much gear, and need to trim down my collection
What they really mean is:
I finally got a good amp and now realize how awful this thing really sounds
They say:
Mint condition, only occasionally used in my home studio
What they really mean is:
I got taken when I bought this, I refuse to be seen playing it in public, and want it out of my sight.
They say:
It's a real vintage beauty with tons of mojo
What they really mean is:
It's beat to hell and may not work for more than another 15 minutes before going up in smo