Diende McAuk

Diende McAuk, I can tell right away that you are exactly the type of soldier we are looking for in our quest for GLOBAL ROCK AND ROLL DOMINATION!!! You have all the qualities that we require. ROCK ON and Welcome to the Revolution!! Your passion and commitment to ALL THINGS ROCK is an inspiration to us all! I am honoured and humbled. I will now go forth in Rock with fanatical determination! Vive la militia!

Mazi is probably carefully analyzing your application. But let me tell you something: be ready to carry your amp everywhere. Your geetar is your wapon, and your amp is your ammo, even better if you carry around something like a 200 watts head and a 4x12 cab. Everytime you see, hear or know of an introspective folk singer, your duty is to crank everythink to 11 and give some people a lesson... Duly noted. I will. I tend to avoid and shun hippies and their folk music. I went to a hippie infested roots & blues festival last month to see Buddy Guy. I strategically planned my night to arrive as Buddy began and ran out when he was done. I have erred. Next year I will bring my gear and drown out the introspective hippie {censored}, bringing rock to all! I want in!

I've given it alot of thought and I think I'm ready to seek membership. I swear to : - continue to rock out on a daily basis as much as humanly possible. - promote rock and roll to all people in my sphere of influence (starting with my wife, who will continue to be my greatest challenge). - fight the good fight. - support the music instrument industry by giving in to my fits of GAS and acquiring all I can afford to own. - play my guitar till its time for the big dirt nap. Gentlemen, I am ready. I humbly seek entrance into the MBM