Wonder what I'm gonna get for dinner. Oh hey, an invite!
Well that looks... $40? ahhhhh, fine. at least we can all be extremely photogenic together while walking in slow motion.
Let's go! but wait, it's day time. that won't do...
MY BIB OF DARKNESS HAS ALLOWED US TO ENJOY NIGHTLIFE WITHIN MINUTES.
I guess we're taking photos now... OH GOODNESS THAT IS AN UNREASONABLY BRIGHT LIGHT WHY WOULD YOU USE FLASH INDOORS
DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE NOW, THE PHOTO IS HORRIBLY EXPOSED, MY CORNEAS ARE ON FIRE
oh you jokester, now the rest of us cannot sit! please move aside, friend!
our dessert is a fire hazard as well as a sweet chocolate confection? tonight was a success!
A hearty laugh! My friend's hand is nearly on fire! Pyromania is awesome!
more photos? well okay then - CHRIST MY PUPILS ARE IN SUCH AGONY I SHOULDVE STAYED HOME