Originally posted by Bonoman I read my grandfather's will last night. Took a close look at it in detail, and I can honestly asy that the man was a total {censored}ing prick and unbelievably cruel to his children, my dad most especially. I don't want to get into it too much because it's just so {censored}ed up, but let's just say that if I don't marry a Jewish girl by the time I'm forty and have a son then my dad gets cut off completely. And I was wrong about my dad getting 10%, he's only getting 9% - My youngest aunt and uncle are both making 30.5%, just so he wouldn't have to give my dad a full 10%. That's just {censored}ing mean.
Man, that sucks. Maybe you could marry a nice Jewish girl the day before your 40th birthday, and then get an annullment a few days later?