Is this a true story? I'm so sorry...I'm laughing so hard right now! I hope it's not true and you can just create a great story!
Adam Lambert hit you on the head with a Hello Kitty guitar and then took off in a purple VW bug????
Damn...I'm sorry. I can't stop laughing!
He's making fun of some other guy earlier inthe thread who claimed (jokingly, I assume) to have stolen a guitar by bashing some dude over the head with a Squier.