airwarrior

Is this a true story? I'm so sorry...I'm laughing so hard right now! I hope it's not true and you can just create a great story! Adam Lambert hit you on the head with a Hello Kitty guitar and then took off in a purple VW bug???? Damn...I'm sorry. I can't stop laughing! He's making fun of some other guy earlier inthe thread who claimed (jokingly, I assume) to have stolen a guitar by bashing some dude over the head with a Squier.

I stole a bookmark when I was 5 because my mom wouldn't buy it for me. I was so ashamed that I stuck it in the middle of a book I never wanted to read and never looked at it or used it.