Yamdiddle

Tie an onion to your belt? I don't understand that phrase at all. It's just... what? Oh and Drop D, anything Gibson or Fender, and my all time favorite thing to hate: People in Drop C or lower tuning, highs and lows maxed, distortion up the ass, and play the first 2 or 3 strings open and muted, and then play any of the following frets on any of the first 3 strings: 2 3 5 7 8 10 12, aka Aeolian aka the sad/dark minor mode. And then the icing on the cake: When that player mentions how much they love Slipknot, Korn, Disturbed, System of a Down (I like SOAD, but not like those dumbass middle school kids that don't know anything about music or guitar playing at all), and any underground bands that play the same way. Or that same thing, but instead they do the open strings and play random frets to make it sound really diminished, cept they don't actually know the diminished scale and just know a few tabs, or try to make up their own stuff and call it improv, when it's just playing single finger power chords. I wish all those kids would die, or get kicked in the balls for playing that crap.