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Tex Bob

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  1. We have a bar on our "regular rotation" that we play every 6 weeks or so, and I have had a number of encounters there, though since I'm committed and in a monogamous relationship, none that I've followed through all the way... We've played this place for 6 years or so... and over the course of time I've had: 1. A girl dancing in front of me who's decided to check out the goods while I'm singing... nothing like a hot blonde grabbing your junk mid song to make you lose your place.... 2. A couple of girls at the end of the night come up to the stage and argue over which one was going to take me home... only to decide they'd share me... and I, ever the chivalrous idiot had to say "sorry, girls, I'm married..." The big irony? My wife left me a few weeks later... d'oh! 3. A number of girls show me exactly where they've applied the temporary tattoos we use as promo gimmicks... while we're playing... damn, lost my place again...
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