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Awesome story PS. So what, you don't count to her....you know, if I was you, I wouldn't count her in your official numbers. {censored}, I didn't know coming in people's faces was rude. Anyways that's nice to know that a woman uses that excuse on other women....I'll call ya later. Ha! I say that to silly bitches I don't ever intend on calling back either-

Originally posted by matt greeno You know, it's funny, I was playing an open mic at this bar on the regular last summer, and there was this woman who, to say, the least, I had no physical attraction for. The guitarist, who, like BeauNasty, is a self-proclaimed "no-holds barred party animal" (but not in those exact words), could not see why I wouldn't go for her. See, at the time, the crowd there, I think, had the wrong impression of me. I was abstaining from alcohol and I was taking university classes. So I think they thought of me as this nice little "college boy." As much as it might smudge my rep, I'm not going to sleep with a "groupie" I'm not interested in, because that's not fair to me or her. As I'm young in my career, however, I look forward to the stories and memories I may create on the road. Thank god you could take a break from writing your wicked EmO songs to tell us how you got no action on a thread that asks for action. Speaking of action, I want to hear more of Pebblestar's groupie stories.

Originally posted by Rolandtd8 Never ever speak of life on the road in such detail! Never admit to anything, never give your number and always keep it covered! Nuff said eh? Wow, way to strike the iron while it's hot dude.....after 28 pages someone gives this advice......YARG

I accidentally stole some groupie tang from a dude that I jam out with every so often- I had plans to check out Led Devil (Badass local band) on Halloween, they were playing out with 3 other bands at this bar called the Cab. My buddy K dropped by my place for some RMH (Rocky Mountain High) and we were figuring out plans for later. He started talking to me about how his ex and some other girl wanted to have a threesome with him that night after the show. He was pretty amped up about it and kept bragging about how smoove he was, el pimpo de Mayo, so on and so forth. Now, this is a guy that I nicknamed "Stunt Ass". I got the idea from the movie Orgazmo, when they decide that the Mormon won't use his own quaker to polish the girls oats and they will use a "Stunt Cock" so the guy will not have to sacrifice his religious beliefs to star in a porno flick. Well one day we were having a religious type discussion/burn session and K was the target, and we decided that he was qualified to work in the gay porn industry as a Stunt Ass if his current gig as a singer didn't work it. This infuriated him so of course it stuck like petroleum jelly and ever since he has been StuntAss. Anaways, we head out to the bar and a good time is had by all. I get slightly tipsy and the 2 girls that Stuntass was supposed to have a threesome with later that night come up and start talking to me. I don't remember their names so I'll just call them Jenny like every other girl whose name I cannot remember. Jennies starts talking to me and we're watching the bands and bull{censored}ting about weed, life in the local metal scene, people and such, and after awhile, I noticed something: I wasn't stoned. I looked at the watch on my wrist that I don't have and figured it was time for some RMH (I already splained this one earlier) so I figgered it was about time to leave. I chat with the Jens for a bit, than take off out the front door. Fortunately for me, a good friend was outside in his ride blazin a little somethin. He hollered at me to join in and I sat down lit up and toked. Jennies, having not seen me in 10 minutes, walked outside and see me sitting there and come up to me again. "Hey E, (yeah they call me E. But sometimes they call me e.) how about a shotgun?", says Jenny 2. Naturally I lean over the door and shotgun into her mouth, which turns into making out in the parking lot, naturally. I give Jenny 1 some too, just cause I care that much. Now, the funny thing is, they had some other guy with them that they had just picked up, apparently. He seemed like he was in a hurry to leave, and was standing there watching this whole exchange when he starts bitching: "Well, I gotta get going now. Are we {censored}in leaving or what?" He starts looking at both Jennies and they look at him for a second, than look at me. I felt like I was in one of those episodes of Lassie where some strange kid takes her in and ends up having a showdown with Timmy where they both call out to her in the hopes that she will turn her head and go home with him and not the other jerk....so naturally I started laughing. It was funny to me cause I didn't give a {censored} either way, they were nice looking girls and all but I had really wanted to go home to get some RMH (Red Mutha{censored}in Hair) treatment. I got out of the car and started towards my truck, and the eyes on both Jens widened and they shot each other a desperate glance. "Where are you going?" said Jen1. "Uh, home, to get baked," I said. They looked at the other, still pissed guy, who was tapping his foot as he fumbled with his keys. "Well I'm {censored}in takin off," he said, "so I'll {censored}in see ya later." They looked at me again. "Whatever," I said. "I'm just going home to get baked on some nuggz." They both started walking towards me as I realized one important life rule: If ya wanna get 2 chicks do go home with you at the same time, don't get all pizzy and desperate. We hopped in my truck and took off for my place. Have you ever had 2 girls kiss you at once? I kind of understood why dude from the parking lot was so pissed as I felt their tongues meeting mine as our lips all intertwined and mingled like something so hot you could post it on the internet. We ended up sitting down and someone came up with the idea of playing strip poker. So I'm sitting there buck naked, Jenny 1 is down to her panties and Jenny 2 is down to her pants when Jen1 goes to the bathroom. I take a hit and look at Jen2 and say, "Hey, betchya never got a shotgun from a naked guy before." She starts laughing and leans forward, I shotgun her and she starts frenching me. We do that for awhile and Jennyone walks in, pulls Jendeaux away from me, and they start making out with each other. I'm laying back on my couch and they each sit next to me, and started rubbing me and massaging me, so I start touching them until it's a flurry of assholes and elbows. By now more clothes have been removed, condoms have been produced, and total naked anarchy has been declared. It was so insanely hot it melted my brain....everytime I looked at one girl she would be doing something to ther other girl and vice versa. I hear a ringing, and look at my phone. It's one of Jennyone's friends calling me, this other chick that was a complete groupie. I'd been banging her on the side for awhile and probably could have gotten her to come over and join in, except she had pissed me off, so I didn't want nothing to do with her. She kept calling back so I just shut off the phone. So myself and Jen and Jen played with each other for a couple of hours, and than they split. I politely walked them to the door, where we made out like only 2 chicks and a dude can, and they took off. I passed out happy. The next day I'm laying there and hear a knockin'. Yeah come in, I yell. Stunt Ass walks in and says, "Dude, what the {censored}?" Oh yeah, oops. Uh, sorry dude, I didn't mean to do it that way, it just kind of happened.... He starts laughing and reached out to shake my hand, which was actually a little ironic, since I hadn't washed Jennies off yet. "Dude, don't sweat it, man. I woulda done the same thing." I had to leave out some of the hotter stuff but damn.....three way making out RULZ. Also thanks to Mr. Knobs, your story was interesting and well-written, guess it kind of inspired me to write some stuff... mmmmm......groupies.....