Members BlackHatHunter Posted December 31, 2009 Members Share Posted December 31, 2009 A tongue-in-cheek original song about family members that may or may not drive you crazy from time to time Gear used: Tom Anderson Crowdster Bose L1 Compact TC Helicon Harmony G http://mojotwanger.wordpress.com/2009/12/31/mojotwanger-addition-by-subtraction-original/ His father was a soldier, always on a mission His mother had cancer, sometimes in remission His brother was a loser, of his own admission Hey Hank, some kind of family tradition! His grandpa was an actor, with perfect dentition His grandma was sober, not of her own volition His uncles were deader than a war of attrition Hey Hank, some kind of family tradition! One cousin was thief, or as he called it a magician another was looking for just one more audition He never intended to become a mortician But he killed them all, addition by substraction. His sister was a writer, never made the first edition His aunt was a realtor who can't get a commission His dog was a mutt, but not worth the munition Like Mick said, I can't get no satisfaction One neighbor was a liar, I mean a politician Another was a dreamer on a permanent vacation His landlord was a shark w/ a bad heart condition And his wife was... out of commission. One cousin was a thief, or as he called it a magician another was looking for just one more audition He never intended to be a mortician But he killed them all, addition by substraction. So he went to the doctor and got a prescription Bought new glasses from the local optician He became an expert in human demolition And carried out his killin' like the holy inquisition Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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