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I knew
some
of them liked to do live sex shows onstage.
:idk:

 

I tried to trick him into doing that but this was as far as he wanted to go.

 

Me and little Skipper were talking to him when he put on these glasses,...man we nearly choked ourselves laughing.

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I remember a lot of good cheap Hashish and window pane Acid but Pot was really expensive.

Yes, I smoked my fair share of Hash through a chillum (that was before I became a 'tight ass) But I never inhaled.:lol:

I rember a sign out in front of one the places that had the Sex Shows, it read

 

'Come in and see good hard American Fooking'

I figured What's up with that? The Dutch like to {censored} just as hard or harder then Americans:thu:

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Please correct that sentence., A guy with your education that makes mistakes like that,........

 

Sorry Boosh, but when it comes to sex, the brain takes a backseat, and lets the vagaries of the Penis do the talking...

After the Penis is done doing what it does, (think Tiger Woods et. al) the brain again, takes over the wheel...and the explanations and excuses start.:blah:

'then', should have been 'than'.... Damn!

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Xaviera Hollander and her current S.O. have a chic bed-and-breakfast somewhere between the Van Gogh museum and the Anne Frank House. They take pride in only letting intellectual, open-minded, progressive, artsy people stay there. In the evenings they join their guests for liqueurs and conversation. Can you imagine? :cool:

 

Luken, you were a police officer and you smoked hashish and dropped windowpane??:cop: I used to know a Texas D.A. who daily smoked her weight in sinsemilla.

 

I guess that shouldn't be so shocking: JFK and his two 19-year-old interns, "Fiddle" and "Faddle", dropped acid in the Oval Office in 1963.... courtesy of that sterling, moral actor and coke-dealer-cum-procurer, Peter Lawford. And to think JFK had that red telephone on his desk before him....:eek::eek::eek:

 

Hey, you only live once. As Nixon and Clinton showed us, the crime is in getting caught.

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Xaviera Hollander and her current S.O. have a chic bed-and-breakfast somewhere between the Van Gogh museum and the Anne Frank House. They take pride in only letting intellectual, open-minded, progressive, artsy people stay there. In the evenings they join their guests for liqueurs and conversation. Can you imagine?
:cool:

Luken, you were a police officer and you smoked hashish and dropped windowpane??
:cop:
I used to know a Texas D.A. who daily smoked her weight in sinsemilla.


I guess that shouldn't be so shocking: JFK and his two 19-year-old interns, "Fiddle" and "Faddle", dropped acid in the Oval Office in 1963.... courtesy of that sterling, moral actor and coke-dealer-cum-procurer, Peter Lawford. And to think JFK had that red telephone on his desk before him....
:eek:
:eek:
:eek:

Hey, you only live once. As Nixon and Clinton showed us, the crime is in getting caught.



 

No David, I was an Investigator, not a Police Officer...

I stated in my post that I "smoked and dropped" before I ''became a 'tight-ass' meaning years before I made a career in law enforcement....but believe me, many of my buds were big Cokeheads in the 80's

One guy who I was very close with ODed after ingesting an 8-ball of Coke in one evening.

They found him in a porn shack booth with blood coming out of his eyes and ears,

He was a real Renaissance Man, an excellent artist, guitarist, and writer and one of the brightest, wittiest, guys I knew.

He died at the age of 27.

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He died at the age of 27.

 

 

A lot of them did,....

 

I was born at the 2nd day of the 7th month the same hour Jim Morrisson died 300 miles from my birthplace.

 

He's part of the 27 club also,....

 

As was Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones,.. he died exactly 2 years before I was born(And when Jim died) at the same time of day and was 27 years old.

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A lot of them did,....


I was born at the 2nd day of the 7th month the same hour Jim Morrisson died 300 miles from my birthplace.


He's part of the 27 club also,....


As was Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones,.. he died exactly 2 years before I was born(And when Jim died) at the same time of day and was 27 years old.

 

Boosh, first of all, nice Christmas Video, I enjoyed it.

I knew you were the same Astrological sign as me by the nature of your personality, I was born a few days after you (but Many years before):lol:

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I'm guessing the show wasn't too good, and the locals knew it. Hence, it was the Americans getting the fooking.

 

 

Could have been, but you you had to be there...Oh, but you are only 'guessing' right?

My 'guess' is you weren't,

If you were, MY 'guess' is you would have been a 'catcher' in the show, 'hence' not a 'pitcher';)

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There is so much more to Amsterdam and The Netherlands than drugs, and sex shows,

That's pure 'touristo' stuff...and I think why Boosh gets his hairs up when people dismiss his 'hood' based on misconceptions and media hype.

 

I am guilty of telling people my stories of the Redlight district..etc. because that's what they want to hear.

Amsterdam, and it's denizens are the coolest, most polite, tolerant. people I have ever had the pleasure to know...The Dutch(and I mean the original Dutch) are extremely good looking, speak better English than any other Eurpoean country,

They are organized to a fault, treat their guest regally, have an excellent sense of business dealings , but will always deal with you 'fair and square'

The Old City is just so beautiful...in the spring, the Tulips, Dafodils etc. planted on the streets and Avenues are breathtaking.

Check out Booshy's Christmas video to all of us.

You are going to see a humble guy, who loves his Country and Family and wants you to see what everyday life is about in his country is all about.

So much more than the Redlight District and drugs.

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I had to quote this before you take it way.

 

I dunno what it is that you popped or what you're drinking Luken but please send me some ;-)

 

Booshy

 

 

There is so much more to Amsterdam and The Netherlands than drugs, and sex shows,

That's pure 'touristo' stuff...and I think why Boosh gets his hairs up when people dismiss his 'hood' based on misconceptions and media hype.


I am guilty of telling people my stories of the Redlight district..etc. because that's what they want to hear.

Amsterdam, and it's denizens are the coolest, most polite, tolerant. people I have ever had the pleasure to know...The Dutch(and I mean the original Dutch) are extremely good looking, speak better English than any other Eurpoean country,

They are organized to a fault, treat their guest regally, have an excellent sense of business dealings , but will always deal with you 'fair and square'

The Old City is just so beautiful...in the spring, the Tulips, Dafodils etc. planted on the streets and Avenues are breathtaking.

Check out Booshy's Christmas video to all of us.

You are going to see a humble guy, who loves his Country and Family and wants you to see what everyday life is about in his country is all about.

So much more than the Redlight District and drugs.

 

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That was an awful lot of work for a weak swipe. I have a
website
for you.

 

It's never work for me...I enjoy what I do...The quotation marks might have been in error, but you got the message..

The last defense for sad, little, creatures like you, when their backs are against the wall, is to go into 'Spell Check Def -Con II"

You evaded the question...are you a a 'Catcher?"

 

As for 'weak swipe' ... you really could do better after your morning visit to the family Out House....

More toilet paper would help...your neigbors are complaining about a strange

barn-like odor when you pass by.

 

Even the 'Paki' guys at your local 7-11 wave their hands in front of their face, and call you 'Crusty-Butt' in Urdu, after you exit with your coffee in the morning.

 

This is going deleted after Jan 1 right?;)

Ermghoti, please peruse post below:)

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I had to quote this before you take it way.


I dunno what it is that you popped or what you're drinking Luken but please send me some ;-)


Booshy

 

I am sending you what 'I popped/drunk' per your request;

Please be advised that due to time restraints , your parcel may not arrive for the Holidays.

Next year, be sure to put your request in by December 4th to receive your order in time .

Sorry for any convenience this might have caused you.

 

Your Tracking number is as follows/

EYE/PHUCKED/ERMGHOTIS/ANUS/KOM.:)

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speak better English than any other Eurpoean country

 

Hey, I've noticed this exact same thing, too.

 

Booshy not only speaks excellent English, but he gets all the slang and colloquial English down pat as well.

 

 

Booshy, can you explain why this might be so, not only for you personally, but Dutchmen as a whole?:confused:

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