Members JoeFender Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 I have very sick tonez. Doctor sez it may be fatal. My guitar's last dying wish is for tonez. Please help. :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members shoeless Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 I have a small penis. Did I win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bad Chile Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 Entry: My life is so lame I'm entering a contest for a used Danelectro pedal that retails for $14.99. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Kevman Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 My boy moved back in with his mom. He took his Bad Monkey with him. Now I have a Valve Jr and no OD. Broke too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members pjackson92 Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 im a highschool student who instead of making a pedal board bought a pod X3. No matter what i do I cant get a good overdrive sound out of it. haha did I win? oh yeah ive always thought your avatar was really cool/ scary Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rock-lobster Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 I almost got expelled recently, three months from graduation. ...so I'd love a free pedal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Guitar Heel Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 Because I'm the only totally out guitar playing post op transsexual lesbian on this forum that I know of. winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members snake eyes Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 I should win because these pedals suck and I already have one of the damn things. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members neffrocks Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 My three favorite things in life are distorted guitar sounds, the color red, and stepping on things. If only I could have them all in one little box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members poolshark Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 ENTRY: I recently had about 8" of blue-eyed/white-skinned curly brown hair cut off, all at a black barbershop in a shady neighborhood, all without the slightest hint of animosity or aggression. On top of that, it's one of the best cuts I've ever gotten. Even if I don't get the pedal, I'll consider myself the winner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members JohnnyRaincheck Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 I think I deserve the pedal because everyone confuses me with the actress who played George Costanza's mother. Also, I have to stay home and grease Weezer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Belva Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 I had to pay for my dog's surgery. Look at my sig. She now hates me. A bit of overdrive in my toanz would bring her back around. If it doesn't I can throw it for her to chase & chew up. I wouldn't be out anything that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Caleb Knockin Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 My apartment building burned down two months ago and I lost all of my gear. Had some really sweet stuff-- an Orange amp, and a Ric my dad gave me when I turned 16, along with a slew of pedals. I'm having to very gradually get stuff back, as I have no job (though I have a few interviews this weekend!) and have been trying to live off of unemployment. It's all put my band in hiatus... which sucks, because they were really the most successful band I've had yet. So far, I've got a Squier Classic 50's Tele, a Silvertone 4843, and the two pedals I could salvage from the apartment-- a Big Muff Pi and a Blues Driver (though I'm getting a Distortron.) That FAB Overdrive sure would be nice for slight overdrive to switch to when I don't need the heavy overdrive of my Distortron... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ianlange11 Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 I've never made a trade or anything like that on here, and I've been a member for a long time, even though I'm often (but not always) just lurking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Meowy Posted February 22, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 Just about 100 minutes to go. I've got a pretty good idea who's in the running... Keep em coming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hazydaz13 Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 ok I'll play...just had surgery on my heel...had a bone spur cuttin thru my achilles tendon, so had to have the tendon removed, the spur shaved off the heel bone, then had the achilles anchored with 2 of those anchors like you put in dry wall that go in then pop open...incredibly painful....3 months off my feet, so I'm wheelchair bound and workless, just sittin here playin guitar and browsing the computer...but then, I can't stomp a stomp box...{censored}... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Chorus_of_One Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 I save animals for a living. If I had a FAB, I could bring my portable amp with me while I am in the process of extracting puppies from a sewer drain and sooth them with a slightly over-driven ballad. Imagine, I could confiscate neglected foul from someone's house while chickin' picken' on my Tele. And best yet, after I wash them back at the shelter, I could really crank it up and rock some AC/DC out, successfully converting them to rock and roll house pets. The ultimate goal of my plan is to train all dogs to headbang at appropriate times.I am an evil genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sk8centilli Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 I'm so pathetic that I'd use those pedals with an acoustic guitar! I find it hard to complain about this guy's tone: [YOUTUBE]UOjsKs-6pDk[/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members diceman1000 Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 i could replace my t- bone with the fab distortion and give it to my little girl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Meowy Posted February 22, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 Last call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CompleteGuitard Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 me me me me me me!! Because I spend all my time volunteering for the vancouver rabbit rescue and advocacy group, so I can't work and afford any pedals of my own. Also, when I was a small child I accidentally permanently glued a motorcycle helmet on my head and a lifejacket around my torso. Its terrifically embarassing, because i have to wear the motorcycle helmet and lifejacket all the time, and the lifejacket has one of those horrible crotch straps! me me me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members timmay8612 Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 I'll play, 7 minutes left by my clock. I'd like the distortion because I just bought a new amp and am realizing I need a distortion pedal, but have absolutely zero cash left, and really hate to sell off something I still use/need to get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Meowy Posted February 22, 2010 Author Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 According to the world clock it is now past 5:00PM EST. Contest is closed. Results tomorrow. Thanks for playing! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members wagdog Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 I'm late. That makes me most deserving! Give it to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members SerpentyneXIII Posted February 22, 2010 Members Share Posted February 22, 2010 You should give it to me because I live in Iceland and that way you have to pay the most to send it to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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