Members buchanan-d Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 Have to share this with me fellow members. Go to www.beefheart.com, the go down to the music related info link. Then you'll see the articles and interveiw tab, click that to get the title of the ten commandments, a lot of fun to read, enjoy mates! Fixed now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members scottgd Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 Ya, drugs are bad, m'K Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Poltergeist Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 cant find it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 5Ronins Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 http://www.beefheart.com/datharp/10com.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Poster Nutbag Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 ^ Beat me to it That was pretty entertaining, especially #4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members schiz Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 Kinda lame Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members aenemated Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 i prefer brian baker's 10 commandments of punk rock guitar: Treat your guitar like {censored} and it will respect you.To get that mean {censored}in' low end and still retain some highs in your sound, use only Gibson guitars. SG's and Les Pauls are the ultimate punk rock tools.Use only downstrokes. Downstrokes are the key to unlocking all punk rhythms.Plaster your guitars with stickers to prove that you're an individual. Remember, being uncool is cool, so one Van Halen is worth three Sex Pistols stickers.The Marshall JMP 100-Watt master volume head is the Holy Grail of amps. Other people get all hot and bothered about what kind of speakers and cabinets they use, but that's all bull{censored}. You can plug the JMP into virtually anything and it's going to sound wonderful.No open tunings. Grunge is not punk rock.Don't be self-indulgent. Limit your guitar solos to eight bars or less. Otherwise, you're playing metal.Never, ever play a show with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth. It's incredibly painful when a stage diver pushes off your face and smashes the red-hot cherry into your cheek.It may be punk to be {censored}ed up at your day job, but when you take the stage you should be straight. It's hard to play music with intensity and speed when you're drunk.Do not stack Marshall cabinets. That's not punk, it's arena rock. The Ramones are the only band exempted from this rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members caveman Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 Try this: http://www.beefheart.com/datharp/10com.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Jimmy Chitown Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 Here are the musings of the desert lunatic for those too lazy to click more than one link: 1. Listen to the birds. That's where all the music comes from. Birds know everything about how it should sound and where that sound should come from. And watch hummingbirds. They fly really fast, but a lot of times they aren't going anywhere. 2. Your guitar is not really a guitar Your guitar is a divining rod. Use it to find spirits in the other world and bring them over. A guitar is also a fishing rod. If you're good, you'll land a big one. 3. Practice in front of a bush Wait until the moon is out, then go outside, eat a multi-grained bread and play your guitar to a bush. If the bush dosen't shake, eat another piece of bread. 4. Walk with the devil Old Delta blues players referred to guitar amplifiers as the "devil box." And they were right. You have to be an equal opportunity employerin terms of who you're brining over from the other side. Electricity attracts devils and demons. Other instruments attract other spirits. An acoustic guitar attracts Casper. A mandolin attracts Wendy. But an electric guitar attracts Beelzebub. 5. If you're guilty of thinking, you're out If your brain is part of the process, you're missing it. You should play like a drowning man, struggling to reach shore. If you can trap that feeling, then you have something that is fur bearing. 6. Never point your guitar at anyone Your instrument has more clout than lightning. Just hit a big chord then run outside to hear it. But make sure you are not standing in an open field. 7. Always carry a church key That's your key-man clause. Like One String Sam. He's one. He was a Detroit street musician who played in the fifties on a homemade instrument. His song "I Need a Hundered Dollars" is warm pie. Another key to the church is Hubert Sumlin, Howlin' Wolf's guitar player. He just stands there like the Statue of Liberty-making you want to look up her dress the whole time to see how he's doing it. 8. Don't wipe the sweat off your instrument You need that stink on there. Then you have to get that stink onto your music. 9. Keep your guitar in a dark place When you're not playin your guitar, cover it and keep it in a dark place. If you don't play your guitar for more than a day, be sure you put a saucer of water in with it. 10. You gotta have a hood for your engine Keep that hat on. A hat is a pressure cooker. If you have a roof on your house, the hot air can't escape. Even a lima bean has to have a piece of wet paper around it to make it grow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Doctor49 Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 i am up with #10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members caveman Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 Quote: 1. "Listen to the birds. That's where all the music comes from. Birds know everything about how it should sound and where that sound should come from. And watch hummingbirds. They fly really fast, but a lot of times they aren't going anywhere". Hummingbirds are fierce little warriors that guard their piece of the world with a passion. Some folks mistake patrol and aerial combat as not going anywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stewiesguitar Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 #9 cracked me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members stevieb Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 #9 cracked me up. But it's actually the most practical advice in the list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EJD Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 It all struck me as utter bull{censored}. Except, maybe number 9 - something to do with humidity for acoustics? That's very important. But the rest are complete crap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members knotty Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 3 minutes of my life which I will never get back! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RockNote Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 Commandments 2 and 4 are some of the wisest guitar talk ever to grace the pages of HCEG - for better of for worse, alas, but true nonetheless: 2. Your guitar is not really a guitar Your guitar is a divining rod.Use it to find spirits in the other world and bring them over. A guitar is also a fishing rod. If you're good, you'll land a big one. 4. Walk with the devilOld Delta blues players referred to guitar amplifiers as the "devil box." And they were right. You have to be an equal opportunity employer in terms of who you're brining over from the other side. Electricity attracts devils and demons. Other instruments attract other spirits. An acoustic guitar attracts Casper. A mandolin attracts Wendy. But an electric guitar attracts Beelzebub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Surrealistic Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 It all struck me as utter bull{censored}. Except, maybe number 9 - something to do with humidity for acoustics? That's very important. But the rest are complete crap Ahem ... I'm struggling to find the words to point this out to you nicely ... can somebody help me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EJD Posted March 4, 2010 Members Share Posted March 4, 2010 Ahem ... I'm struggling to find the words to point this out to you nicely ... can somebody help me? Oh wait... he means put a saucer of water in so it has something to drink, like a pet, right? It wouldn't surprise me. The guy's a loonbag. It's all bull{censored} then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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