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As in GAS for a new guitar or like in painting? :)

 

GAS=Guitar/Gear Acquisition Syndrome. A compulsion to acquire a neverending river of guitars and associated toys. The direct cause of breakup in 8.6% of marriages and 14% of all relationships. Leads to deafness, empty pockets and a house full of mahogany.

 

If there should ever be only one sticky at the top of the page, it should be this.

 

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As in GAS for a new guitar or like in painting?
:)

GAS=Guitar/Gear Acquisition Syndrome. A compulsion to acquire a neverending river of guitars and associated toys. The direct cause of breakup in 8.6% of marriages and 14% of all relationships. Leads to deafness, empty pockets and a house full of mahogany.


If there should ever be only one sticky at the top of the page, it should be this.


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And that is a fact! I think I have chased away all the swinging skirts but I can hide in this mahogany forest very well...

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Here's the formula.

 

G= (D*T)/N, where G= gas, D=desire, T = trouble from the wife or 'other', and N = need.

 

Firstly, even if your desire (D) is high, if there is not likely to be trouble from the wife (T), gas levels will not be likely to be very high, since it is the very anticipation of trouble that makes the object of your gas even more gassable. Therefore for great gas, high levels of desire and the possibility of trouble from the wife are necessary.

 

Secondly, there is an inverse relationship between levels of need and levels of gas. If you need something, and the value of N is high, then even with the likelihood of trouble (T) and a quantum of desire (D), your gas won't be that high. This is because gas has nothing to do with need. In fact 'need' dampens gas. You need to pay you bills, you need to get up in the morning, you need to drink and breathe to survive.

 

But gas is all about pure, and unadulterated, yet subversive and deviant desire.

 

G= (D*T)/N, my son.

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What the {censored} is that?
:eek:

 

KFC's Double Down sandwich. Two pieces of chicken (instead of bread) with Bacon, Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese inside. And some special sauce. Had one the other day and it was pretty {censored}in good.

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KFC's Double Down sandwich. Two pieces of chicken (instead of bread) with Bacon, Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese inside. And some special sauce. Had one the other day and it was pretty {censored}in good.

 

 

 

They call it the double down because its a gamble as to weather or not you wake up the next day. I wish they'd put one at the bottom of a famous bowl.

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