Members CoqBelliqueux Posted May 11, 2010 Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/msg/1734805807.html COME AND PLAY ONE OF MY GUITARS - THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY THE PROS ALWAYS HAVE THIS DONE. Modification price ranges from $100 to $250 depending on the type of acoustic, or electric you have. If you guys want to inquire : sale-tvw5y-1734805807@craigslist.org Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members w00dsy Posted May 11, 2010 Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ferdinandstrat Posted May 11, 2010 Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 {censored}ing lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members k4df4l Posted May 11, 2010 Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 I'd just love to know who are the rubes that fall for these scams...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CoqBelliqueux Posted May 11, 2010 Author Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 We'll see. - I have two guitars one telecaster import and one seven string. i only have enough money for one upgrade,I'm a not pro so hopefully you don't charge full price all the time? I don't want too much of a different look too if it's possible, just better playing.can your setup do that? - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CoqBelliqueux Posted May 11, 2010 Author Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 {censored}, he's been taken down already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalheadUK Posted May 11, 2010 Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 My mod for avoiding callouses is simple.Dont put any strings on the {censored}ing thing.Advantages- super LOW action...no resistance to slow down the fingers so that YOU at long LAST can reach velocities hitherto undreamt of...Yngwie...PAH! Paul Gilbert....Paul "SLOWPOKE" Gilbert more like.Also practice ANYWHERE.....lack of any audible sound at all means those 3 AM practices where you can't sleep becuse you overdid the energy drinks are a viable proposition...also EVERYONE will think you are GRATE because you never hear a bum note....Virtuosity will sneak up on you and KICK YOUR TEETH IN!!!!!! LOL!LOL!LOL!NO FRET WEAR....EVER!Right then, thats 200 quid please...just paypal me at theresoneborneveryminute@sucker.com. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scott Abene Posted May 11, 2010 Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 YOU GO metalheadUK!!! no strings... BRILLIANT!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frets99 Posted May 11, 2010 Share Posted May 11, 2010 If you're not using chicken grease, you're just wasting your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members notjonahbutnoah Posted May 11, 2010 Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 I had that done actually. I shipped him my xaviere and, when it came back it practically played itself. Quality, value, style, service, selection, convenience Economy, savings, performance, experience, hospitality Low rates, friendly service, name brands, easy terms Affordable prices, money-back guarantee Free installation, free admission, free appraisal, free alterations Free delivery, free estimates, free home trial, and free parking No cash?No problem!No kidding!No fuss, no muss No risk, no obligation, no red tape, no down payment No entry fee, no hidden charges, no purchase necessary No one will call on you, no payments or interest till September Limited time only, though, so act now, order today, send no money Offer good while supplies last, two to a customer, each item sold separately, Batteries not included, mileage may vary, all sales are final Allow six weeks for delivery, some items not available Some assembly required, some restrictions may apply So come on in for a free demonstration and a free consultation with our friendly, professional staff.Our experienced and knowledgeable sales representatives will help you make a selection that's just right for you and just right for your budget And say, don't forget to pick up your free gift: a classic deluxe custom designer luxury prestige high-quality premium select gourmet pocket pencil sharpener.Yours for the asking no purchase necessary.It's our way of saying thank you And if you act now, we'll include an extra added free complimentary bonus gift at no cost to you: a classic deluxe custom designer luxury prestige high-quality premium select gourmet combination key ring, magnifying glass, and garden hose, in a genuine imitation leather-style carrying case with authentic vinyl trim Yours for the asking, no purchase necessary.It's our way of saying thank you Actually, it's our way of saying 'Bend over just a little farther so we can stick this big advertising dick up your ass a little bit deeper, a little bit deeper, a little bit DEEPER, you miserable no-good dumbass {censored}ing consumer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Brian Krashpad Posted May 11, 2010 Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 If you're not using chicken grease, you're just wasting your time. Needs pic of cute blonde bassiste! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BlueHeaven Posted May 11, 2010 Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 Now that is a CL find. Almost sticky worthy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members goosefartfan Posted May 11, 2010 Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 wow.....I can't remember the last time I've seen so many lies packed into such a small space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dewysoss Posted May 11, 2010 Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 wow.....I can't remember the last time I've seen so many lies packed into such a small space You should read the bible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bsman Posted May 11, 2010 Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 Sounds like a knockoff of the old "Zager" stuff... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Darkstorm Posted May 11, 2010 Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 Lol. Reminds me of some of the adverts for various "deadliest martial arts and whoop-ass courses I used to see in some mags. luxury prestige high-quality premium select gourmet pocket pencil sharpener?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ashasha Posted May 11, 2010 Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 There is an old saying: "Don't try to show someone how well you play, while you are using someone else's guitar. (but even YOUR guitar needs improvement - I can guarantee that)Who the {censored} ever said that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Northstar Posted May 11, 2010 Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 http://montreal.en.craigslist.ca/msg/1734805807.html >Guitar pros and legends couldn't play very well, if they used a guitar that was "right off the rack"... in fact they would be making mistakes all over the place. >Why?... because THEIR guitars have been modified to allow them play as well as they play. There is an old saying: "Don't try to show someone how well you play, while you are using someone else's guitar. (but even YOUR guitar needs improvement - I can guarantee that). >You will NEVER be able to play your best, without these special mods - that's a cold-hard fact. COME AND PLAY ONE OF MY GUITARS - THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHY THE PROS ALWAYS HAVE THIS DONE. >The "guitar manufacturers" don't even know 1 of the 4 secrets I know, that will make your guitar easily playable by YOU or ANY OTHER GUITAR PLAYER. >Do you get calluses on the ends of your fingers? The professionals don't. >The feel and playability of your guitar, will be so much better, that you will actually enjoy playing it, MORE than you ever had before, and the guitar's value will go up by at least $300, because you have had these 4 modifications done by me (a little sticker, will verify that you had this work done). Modification price ranges from $100 to $250 depending on the type of acoustic, or electric you have. If you guys want to inquire : sale-tvw5y-1734805807@craigslist.org Was that in french or english? Did you translate it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CoqBelliqueux Posted May 11, 2010 Author Members Share Posted May 11, 2010 Original. Il a dur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 6StringSling Posted May 12, 2010 Members Share Posted May 12, 2010 You should read the bible. That was awesome! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jrockbridge Posted May 12, 2010 Members Share Posted May 12, 2010 "The 'guitar manufacturers' don't even know 1 of the 4 secrets I know." This part might be true. But, some secrets should be carried to the grave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CoqBelliqueux Posted May 12, 2010 Author Members Share Posted May 12, 2010 Re: Make your guitar PROFESSIONAL (Whacko!) Date: 2010-05-11, 1:34AM EDT Reply to: see below ...Where do I even begin? Will you be applying pure snake oil to the back of the neck? The amount of chlorine some people's gene pools.. * Location: Whacko! * it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 1734839019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalheadUK Posted May 13, 2010 Members Share Posted May 13, 2010 I know THE 4th "secret".It's masturbating into the pickup cavities, then replacing the pickups.Does {censored} all for the tone, but it sure is fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members CoqBelliqueux Posted May 13, 2010 Author Members Share Posted May 13, 2010 I know THE 4th "secret". It's masturbating into the pickup cavities, then replacing the pickups. Does {censored} all for the tone, but it sure is fun! Tone is in the jizz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Northstar Posted May 13, 2010 Members Share Posted May 13, 2010 Tone is in the jizz. Don't {censored} with the tone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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