Members TheCommunistPig Posted May 24, 2010 Members Share Posted May 24, 2010 The Fender Statocaster is the Best guitar on the planet!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mutant_guitar Posted May 24, 2010 Members Share Posted May 24, 2010 obvious troll is obvious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members _pete_ Posted May 24, 2010 Members Share Posted May 24, 2010 What's a Statocaster?Is that something new? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Slave2TheAudio Posted May 24, 2010 Members Share Posted May 24, 2010 Strats are pretty awesome Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Grantus Posted May 24, 2010 Members Share Posted May 24, 2010 That's the problem with the world today, too many people think opinions are facts. And too many people can't spell. That's the second problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bigspan Posted May 24, 2010 Members Share Posted May 24, 2010 The Fender Statocaster is the Best guitar on the planet!! "Oh, Really?" said the Fender Telecaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members m90guy Posted May 24, 2010 Members Share Posted May 24, 2010 Yup scientifically proven to be true. I read an article in the Journal of Science and Music, I beleive it was the March edition, in which a 20 year long study conducted by the Coalition of Most Awesome of Dudes, deduced that after many grueling trials, that the strat was the best guitar on the planet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Grantus Posted May 24, 2010 Members Share Posted May 24, 2010 I would think a communist pig would like Chinese-made guitars, not 'merican ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elias Graves Posted May 24, 2010 Members Share Posted May 24, 2010 So, that's the Fender that's always in a hurry?I bet the shredders love it. EG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angry Tele Posted May 24, 2010 Members Share Posted May 24, 2010 not really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elias Graves Posted May 24, 2010 Members Share Posted May 24, 2010 not really How do you know? The statocaster isn't even out yet. I bet the doctors will love cuz they like to say "stat" all the time. EG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Metalrulez Posted May 24, 2010 Members Share Posted May 24, 2010 Fiction. Pure Fiction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members notjonahbutnoah Posted May 24, 2010 Members Share Posted May 24, 2010 Yer mom is the best guitar ever. Dick-cheese-burger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angry Tele Posted May 24, 2010 Members Share Posted May 24, 2010 How do you know? The statocaster isn't even out yet. I bet the doctors will love cuz they like to say "stat" all the time. EG oh snap! In the military we'd call that the 'hurry-up-and-wait-Ocaster' Is that what the math rockers play Statocasters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members tbry Posted May 24, 2010 Members Share Posted May 24, 2010 IDK...this guy gives a pretty good demo of a Strat vs Tele war...I like the Tele better...but thats just me...I can't play either of them. http://www.youtube.com/user/KennediKingMusic#p/c/7ED78CB41CC87AB4/2/cS7zsK5GKEw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 's mel gibson Posted May 24, 2010 Members Share Posted May 24, 2010 I guess,... according to Stats,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DaleH Posted May 25, 2010 Members Share Posted May 25, 2010 What's a Statocaster?Is that something new? Agree WTF is a Statocster? Is it like between a Starcaster and Stratocaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dparr Posted May 25, 2010 Members Share Posted May 25, 2010 The Strat is not even the best guitar made by Fender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Into Nation Posted May 25, 2010 Members Share Posted May 25, 2010 bannocasted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members hardtdc Posted May 25, 2010 Members Share Posted May 25, 2010 The Fender Statocaster is the Best guitar on the planet!! Obviously, you were banned for making such a dumbass statement. Either that or because of your lack of literacy skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angry Tele Posted May 25, 2010 Members Share Posted May 25, 2010 The Strat is not even the best guitar made by Fender. clearly...not even in the top 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members EADGBE Posted May 25, 2010 Members Share Posted May 25, 2010 The strat is tied for the number one position with about a hundred other guitars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elias Graves Posted May 25, 2010 Members Share Posted May 25, 2010 oh snap! In the military we'd call that the 'hurry-up-and-wait-Ocaster' Is that what the math rockers play Statocasters? But the runners prefer the Startocaster. EG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members m90guy Posted May 25, 2010 Members Share Posted May 25, 2010 But the runners prefer the Startocaster. EG I drink alot of beer so I like the Stratocoaster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elias Graves Posted May 25, 2010 Members Share Posted May 25, 2010 I hear George Foreman is gonna start promoting the stratoroaster. EG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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