Members Ferdinandstrat Posted May 27, 2010 Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 A. Guitars with whammy bars, especially Floyds are most likely to be male, so those who named your guitars with female names and said guitars have whammy bars....well....you get the point. B. It seems as though guitars with dings and wear, have a lot more mojo and personality to them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members caveman Posted May 27, 2010 Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 I named my Strat Roberta but soon found that she wanted to be called Bob and refused to take off the dildo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ferdinandstrat Posted May 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 I named my Strat Roberta but soon found that she wanted to be called Bob and refused to take off the dildo. I know that...I had a guitar...Pauline...but she wanted sex change... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members notjonahbutnoah Posted May 27, 2010 Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 Haha, my strats name was BJ, then I all but wood blocked it (five springs, claw screwed way down, bridge screws on fron are mashed in there too) now its name is Liza. All my other gits have TOMs and girls names..... so I actually agree with point a. As for point b, not touching it, however some wear is nice in that you no longer are afraid to get rowdy with the thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vintage clubber Posted May 27, 2010 Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 I named "Red Hot Mama" after Mrs. Clubber... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ferdinandstrat Posted May 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 Well....I really dont know what to say... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrbrown49 Posted May 27, 2010 Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 1) I don't name mine. 2) Real mojo is in the player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ferdinandstrat Posted May 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 1) I don't name mine. 2) Real mojo is in the player. Serious answer for a non serious thread But if you do have a guitar with a whammy bar, it's most likely to be male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members caveman Posted May 27, 2010 Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 As far as whammy bars go, does size really matter? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vintage clubber Posted May 27, 2010 Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 Well....I really dont know what to say...:poke: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ferdinandstrat Posted May 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 As far as whammy bars go, does size really matter? Well, I guess Jazzmasters and Jaguars have the longest arms... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Uma Floresta Posted May 27, 2010 Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 People who give names to their guitars need to to get out of the house more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vintage clubber Posted May 27, 2010 Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 People who give names to their guitars need to to get out of the house more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Elias Graves Posted May 27, 2010 Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 As far as whammy bars go, does size really matter? It's not about the size of your stick, but how well you wiggle it. EG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members metalheadUK Posted May 27, 2010 Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 I think some of my whammy guitars are like ladyboys.Very pretty and all, but with a cock!At least you know it's there from the start, unlike pulling an apparently beautiful girl and ending up with a saussage sandwich! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members mrbrown49 Posted May 27, 2010 Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 That whammy doesn't belong to the guitar. It's my tool for making her scream, weep , moan, shimmy and shake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ferdinandstrat Posted May 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 I think some of my whammy guitars are like ladyboys. Very pretty and all, but with a cock! At least you know it's there from the start, unlike pulling an apparently beautiful girl and ending up with a saussage sandwich! Lady boy guitars?Sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jelloman Posted May 27, 2010 Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 Lady boy guitars?Sweet. [YOUTUBE][/YOUTUBE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members csm Posted May 27, 2010 Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 pulling an apparently beautiful girl and ending up with a saussage sandwich! Hmmmm ... Marc, you've obviously had a WAY more interesting premarital past than I ever suspected ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ferdinandstrat Posted May 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 Hmmmm ... Marc, you've obviously had a WAY more interesting premarital past than I ever suspected ... Yeah, I'd expect such things from me, but you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jelloman Posted May 27, 2010 Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 Yeah, I'd expect such things from me, but you?pulling a hot chick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Ferdinandstrat Posted May 27, 2010 Author Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 pulling a hot chick? With a penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members jelloman Posted May 27, 2010 Members Share Posted May 27, 2010 With a penis. ...oh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Flatspotter Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 Only one of my guitars has a name, my '57 reissue Strat. Her name is Natasha, named after Natasha Fatale. She has a whammy bar, but then, Natasha Fatale did have a pretty low voice... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Doctor49 Posted May 28, 2010 Members Share Posted May 28, 2010 I think some of my whammy guitars are like ladyboys. Very pretty and all, but with a cock! At least you know it's there from the start, unlike pulling an apparently beautiful girl and ending up with a saussage sandwich! obviously been here then.........................Do Bigsbys count? after all they don't dive so well but they do a great little fluttery shimmy.and if you don't want to mark your guiatrs, don't play 'em.It ain't good if it ain't rough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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