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So, Gibson Is Promising Us A Revolution


Elias Graves

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I haven't seen anybody on the other boards claiming to be there.

Maybe nobody went.
:facepalm:

Henry comes out to a normal lunch crowd and crickets.
:D

EG



wouldn't it be ironic if we find out that he gave away Gibson Les Paul guitars?

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What if.................

Gibson announces a merger with 357 Customs. Zakk Wylde and Chad (what's his face) were on hand to hand out free diecast motorcycles and coupons for free Epiphone Zakk Wylde guitars to the first 200 attendees. Gibson assured those in attendance that all coupons would be redeemed. Chad (what's his face) stood behind Gibson CEO and tried to muffle his laughter. Zakk Wylde could be heard grunting all during the press conference. Speculation on the cause of his grunting ranged from caveman act to a bad burrito earlier in the day. Details to follow.

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I can reveal 'The revolutionary announcement':

If everyone just stopped looking at web forums and chasing that elusive NGD and just played their current gear it wouldn't matter who made the guitar as everyone could maximise their potential on what they've already got.

So to reduce their carbon footprint 'Gibson Go Green' and stop all production..... the revolutionary bit is all the tax brakes for the carbon reduction actually means they'll turn over more per annum than their currently doing!

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Gibson announces a merger with 357 Customs. Zakk Wylde and Chad (what's his face) were on hand to hand out free diecast motorcycles and coupons for free Epiphone Zakk Wylde guitars to the first 200 attendees. Gibson assured those in attendance that all coupons would be redeemed. Chad (what's his face) stood behind Gibson CEO and tried to muffle his laughter. Zakk Wylde could be heard grunting all during the press conference. Speculation on the cause of his grunting ranged from caveman act to a bad burrito earlier in the day. Details to follow.



Chad Dyer has be one of the most hated/notorious figures on the gear forums. :lol:

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