Members calclown Posted December 18, 2010 Members Share Posted December 18, 2010 Then 20 miles later has an accident and is scared to drive again http://www.rockaaa.com/news/ozzy-gets-licence-buys-ferrari-and-crashes-it-1505 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members benzem Posted December 18, 2010 Members Share Posted December 18, 2010 Thankfully, he knows his limits. Unlike the senior's in my area, their families beg them to give up the keys and the won't. The cops just seem to look the other way, until they run over some kids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members 's mel gibson Posted December 18, 2010 Members Share Posted December 18, 2010 Ferrari's are getting cheaper these days. If you've got about $50k, you can find a decent used one, unless the previous owner was,... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fireproof777 Posted December 18, 2010 Members Share Posted December 18, 2010 [video=youtube;pjdbRsE1vhM] Um, yeah....who let him out of the house? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members catalinagooseV2 Posted December 18, 2010 Members Share Posted December 18, 2010 A bus pass would be good for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members LeftyTom Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 Some people will do ANYTHING to get publicity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members GAS Man Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 Um, yeah....who let him out of the house? The accident was stupid enough, then backing himself totally sideways in the road was more proof of inept driving skill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Bubbluz Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 You'd think he'd have taken the hint when he flippped the 4 wheeler . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members sylvesterlowery Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 You'd think he'd have taken the hint when he flippped the 4 wheeler . This. Ozzy + Motorized Vehicles= Unhappy ending. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angry Tele Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 haha didnt the guy form Aerosmith catch his Ferrari on fire at the gas pump a few years ago? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Dan Acheron Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 Haha this does not surprise me at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members la Bomba Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 Gene Simmons must have been his driving instructor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Doctor49 Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 Being an idiot with a Ferrari is not the exclusive purview of the older person.Young Mr Clapton lunched at least one in his early years driving back from the pub and famous male model, single parent and part-time soccer player Christiano Ronaldo did his on the way back from training one day. but the best of the best is the guy who drove his Bugatti into the sea in Florida (I think) and walked away. Still I wonder how Ozzie got his license. Maybe from Patty and Selma. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BlackCat Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 The correct order would have been: Gets drivers license, takes performance driving lessons, then gets Ferrari. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members w00dsy Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 so Ozzy + license + accident = ...........................................................Paranoid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Flogger59 Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 Being an idiot with a Ferrari is not the exclusive purview of the older person.Young Mr Clapton lunched at least one in his early years driving back from the pub and famous male model, single parent and part-time soccer player Christiano Ronaldo did his on the way back from training one day.but the best of the best is the guy who drove his Bugatti into the sea in Florida (I think) and walked away.Still I wonder how Ozzie got his license. Maybe from Patty and Selma. The cover of the vinyl 451 Ocean Boulevard shows a crunched Countach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Fred Buzz Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 People hate lawyers, until they need one ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members soundcreation Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 [video=youtube;bP1wDxGnxH4] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thick_mike Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 The guy behind the safety barrier is either: 1) As hard as nails2) Petrified and can't move3) A civil engineer who has done all the calculations and knows that the transfer of momentum from the car to the barrier will be insufficient to overcome the frictional forces holding the barrier in place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members thick_mike Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 I heard that Jimi Hendrix once walked into a car dealership and bought a sportscar of some flavour, mustang or something MIA (for the tone?). Anyway, he drove it down the road about 100 yards and crashed it. Got out of the car, walked back to the dealers and bought another identical car for cash! I think it was in a book, not some internet myth. Anyone else heard this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BoneNut Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 Ozzy can barely manage to speak without drooling. Why should he be allowed to drive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members RogerF Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 Now I love Ozzy but always suspected he was part knuckle dragger. Now modern science has confirmed my suspicions by testing his DNA: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1323455/Weve-suspected-official-Ozzy-Osbourne-IS-Neanderthal.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Angry Tele Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 I heard Hendrix totalled a new Corvette. Jerry Garcia wrecked his BMW the same year he died. I heard that Jimi Hendrix once walked into a car dealership and bought a sportscar of some flavour, mustang or something MIA (for the tone?). Anyway, he drove it down the road about 100 yards and crashed it. Got out of the car, walked back to the dealers and bought another identical car for cash!I think it was in a book, not some internet myth. Anyone else heard this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Rossness Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 Ozzy needs to get a Motorcycle licensee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ermghoti II Posted December 19, 2010 Members Share Posted December 19, 2010 Ozzy needs to get a Motorcycle licensee His brain may be destroyed by decades of hard core drug abuse, but he's still not Roethlisberger stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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