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Satan introduces the latest sub-genre of metal: Biebercore!


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The following is an introduction to Biebercore from the dark one himself (I know, I had no idea he was a youtuber either). At the end of this short video, you will be presented with a link to the first Biebercore song in music history, click it if you dare!!

 

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STRYPER

 

 

Or do you own a record by Stryper?,

Do you have a mongoloid cousin wearin' diapers?,

Were you born and raised in New Jersey?,

Did you like the taste of Crystal Pepsi?,

Are you deaf?,Well if you are you can't hear me,

But what's the use of living if your ear's be?,

Broken even if I spoke clearly,

You're still not able to hear me,

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@bsman: You have displeased the dark one :evil: . He also says you take yourself too seriously. Beware of breakfast cereals shaped like vowels.

 

@Grantus: As notjonahbutnoah has stated, the hair do is actually a half pony tale type deal. The dark one says he got the idea from watching Hellboy, one of his favorite movies.

 

@jedisb: Those covers are pretty funny, did you make them?

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Sounds like standard radio fare hard rock to me. Has nothing compared to black metal, thrash metal, or even basic metal by the likes of King Diamond and acknowledged church of satan member. Try again, better lucl next time, this example is just basic radio friendly hard rock at best. Imo. It would be ok at that if it wasnt for the silly nonsense advertising of being satanic. Lol.

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lol, you're absolutely right, there's definitely nothing that's actually satanic here. The whole thing was intended to be just a silly cover of a pop song based on the silly premise that the devil cooked up a new genre of metal called Biebercore, but there's definitely a few folks both here and on the sevenstring.org message board that seem to think I was actually serious about this! I guess I shouldn't quit my day job for one in musical comedy!!!

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Well, really, WOULDN'T satan aim for evil that goes down smoothly? I mean, if it's too dark and scary you're just gonna get the people that are into evil already, y'know? But some nice radio-friendly pablum? Now THAT will get the young and stupid and shallow in the door, and then, bingo, you've got your virgins for sacrifice ... :evil:

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Well, really, WOULDN'T satan aim for evil that goes down smoothly? I mean, if it's too dark and scary you're just gonna get the people that are into evil already, y'know? But some nice radio-friendly pablum? Now THAT will get the young and stupid and shallow in the door, and then, bingo, you've got your virgins for sacrifice ...

 

 

 

Who will lead more lost souls down the road paved with good intentions? Cannibal Corpse or Justin Bieber?

 

 

Exactly!!! I'm glad to see some folks get my humor. Thanks guys!!

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lol this is hilarious :lol: :lol:

 

You remind me of Brenden Small being somewhat of a comedian and shredder. Do you do the vox on the recording? It's pretty well sang...i hate Justin Bieber with a passion and unfriend anyone on Facebook saying: "I have Bieber Fever!!" but this is funny as {censored}.

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