Members chizle97 Posted January 2, 2004 Members Share Posted January 2, 2004 just to keep things light lets here the drummer jokes that youve heard. also if you have any other musician related posts feel free to share. my favorite" who do you call the guy that always hangs around the musicians in the band""the drummer":D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members humble_pie Posted January 2, 2004 Members Share Posted January 2, 2004 How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the cop still while Alex Lifeson pushed them down the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Liverneck Posted January 3, 2004 Members Share Posted January 3, 2004 Q: How can you tell the stage is level? A: The drool is dripping out of both sides of the drummers mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members BlinkRay182 Posted January 3, 2004 Members Share Posted January 3, 2004 Q:what do drummers usually get on their IQ tests? A:drool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DarthWader Posted January 3, 2004 Members Share Posted January 3, 2004 one of my favorites has always been: How is Ginger Baker like coffee? They both suck without cream! Wade Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mopzilla Posted January 3, 2004 Members Share Posted January 3, 2004 How do you know there's a drummer at your door? The knocking speeds up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members otacon28 Posted January 3, 2004 Members Share Posted January 3, 2004 here's a few ; Heard backstage: "Will the musicians and the drummer please come to the stage!" Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car? It took two hours to get the drummer out. How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? "Why? Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?" Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in. Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb). Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins. None. They have a machine to do that. A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I'd like to look at the accordions, please." The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our accordions are over there." After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I'd like the big red one in the corner." The store owner looks at him and says, "You're a drummer, aren't you?" The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?" The store owner says, "That `big red accordion' is the radiator." A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week!" The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him, "If it doesn't work, let me know." A week later the guy is back: "Doc, still no movement!" The doctor says, "Hmm, guess you need something stronger," and prescribes a powerful laxative. Still another week later the poor guy is back: "Doc, STILL nothing!" The doctor, worried, says, "We'd better get some more information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living?" "I'm a musician." The doctor looks up and says, "Well, that's it! Here's $10.00. Go get something to eat!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DRuM Posted January 5, 2004 Members Share Posted January 5, 2004 Here's one I just made up: What do you call a drummer that knows nothing about music? A metalhead ( sorry, just kidding) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mofishes Posted January 5, 2004 Members Share Posted January 5, 2004 What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? ...Homeless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Professiona Posted January 5, 2004 Members Share Posted January 5, 2004 Here's one just about musicians that I like a lot: What's the difference between a musician and a 14" pizza? A 14" pizza can feed a family of three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members otacon28 Posted January 5, 2004 Members Share Posted January 5, 2004 that 's a good one, i like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DRuM Posted January 5, 2004 Members Share Posted January 5, 2004 Bass player and drummer in their gig break, go to the bar. " Beer? " says the bass player to the drummer. " No thanks, I'm driving " says the drummer " That's a matter of opinion " replies the bass player. (think about it ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vallely Posted January 5, 2004 Members Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by DRuM Bass player and drummer in their gig break, go to the bar. " Beer? " says the bass player to the drummer. " No thanks, I'm driving " says the drummer " That's a matter of opinion " replies the bass player. (think about it ) hahaha I get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Goldtop56 Posted January 5, 2004 Members Share Posted January 5, 2004 What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine? You only have to punch the information into the drum machine once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members drmrdude Posted January 6, 2004 Members Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by DRuM Bass player and drummer in their gig break, go to the bar. " Beer? " says the bass player to the drummer. " No thanks, I'm driving " says the drummer " That's a matter of opinion " replies the bass player. (think about it ) i dont get im kinda slow plez explain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vallely Posted January 6, 2004 Members Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by drmrdude i dont get im kinda slow plez explain think about how drummers use their feet:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members agogobill Posted January 6, 2004 Members Share Posted January 6, 2004 Q. Why is being a toilet better than being a drummer?A. A toilet only has to deal with one azzhole at a time.**************************8-) Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher? A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept. ***************************** : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DRuM Posted January 6, 2004 Members Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by vallely think about how drummers use their feet:rolleyes: Lol, actually, that's pretty good too. But, 'driving' as in driving the band along , not so much to do with pedals/car pedals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Paul J. Edwards Posted January 7, 2004 Members Share Posted January 7, 2004 What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? A Drummer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members otacon28 Posted January 7, 2004 Members Share Posted January 7, 2004 threw himself behind the train . dude that's kick ass i love that man (haha) sam(otacon28) Originally posted by agogobill Q. Why is being a toilet better than being a drummer?A. A toilet only has to deal with one azzhole at a time.**************************8-) Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher? A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept. ***************************** : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members drmrdude Posted January 7, 2004 Members Share Posted January 7, 2004 i get it now lol funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members strat0tele Posted February 3, 2004 Members Share Posted February 3, 2004 what was the last thing the drummer said before he got kicked out of the band? Guys, I wrote this song...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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