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just to keep things light lets here the drummer jokes that youve heard. also if you have any other musician related posts feel free to share.

 

my favorite

" who do you call the guy that always hangs around the musicians in the band"

"the drummer":D

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here's a few ;

 

Heard backstage: "Will the musicians and the drummer please come to the stage!"

 

 

Did you hear about the time the bass player locked his keys in the car?

It took two hours to get the drummer out.

 

 

 

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

"Why? Oh, wow! Is it like dark, man?"

Only one, but he'll break ten bulbs before figuring out that they can't just be pushed in.

Two: one to hold the bulb, and one to turn his throne (but only after they figure out that you have to turn the bulb).

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, and nineteen to drink until the room spins.

None. They have a machine to do that.

 

 

 

A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I'd like to look at the accordions, please."

 

The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our accordions are over there."

 

After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I'd like the big red one in the corner."

 

The store owner looks at him and says, "You're a drummer, aren't you?"

 

The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?"

 

The store owner says, "That `big red accordion' is the radiator."

 

 

 

 

A guy walks into the doctor's office and says, "Doc, I haven't had a bowel movement in a week!" The doctor gives him a prescription for a mild laxative and tells him, "If it doesn't work, let me know."

 

A week later the guy is back: "Doc, still no movement!"

 

The doctor says, "Hmm, guess you need something stronger," and prescribes a powerful laxative.

 

Still another week later the poor guy is back: "Doc, STILL nothing!"

 

The doctor, worried, says, "We'd better get some more information about you to try to figure out what's going on. What do you do for a living?"

 

"I'm a musician."

 

The doctor looks up and says, "Well, that's it! Here's $10.00. Go get something to eat!"

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Bass player and drummer in their gig break, go to the bar.

 

" Beer? " says the bass player to the drummer.

 

" No thanks, I'm driving " says the drummer

 

" That's a matter of opinion " replies the bass player.

 

(think about it :p)

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Originally posted by DRuM

Bass player and drummer in their gig break, go to the bar.


" Beer? " says the bass player to the drummer.


" No thanks, I'm driving " says the drummer


" That's a matter of opinion " replies the bass player.


(think about it
:p
)

 

hahaha I get it.

 

:mad:

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Originally posted by DRuM

Bass player and drummer in their gig break, go to the bar.


" Beer? " says the bass player to the drummer.


" No thanks, I'm driving " says the drummer


" That's a matter of opinion " replies the bass player.


(think about it
:p
)

 

 

i dont get im kinda slow

plez explain

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Q. Why is being a toilet better than being a drummer?

A. A toilet only has to deal with one azzhole at a time.

**************************8-)

 

Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?

A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept.

***************************** :

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Originally posted by vallely



think about how drummers use their feet:rolleyes:

 

Lol, actually, that's pretty good too. But, 'driving' as in driving the band along , not so much to do with pedals/car pedals.:)

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threw himself behind the train . dude that's kick ass i love that man (haha)

 

 

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Originally posted by agogobill

Q. Why is being a toilet better than being a drummer?

A. A toilet only has to deal with one azzhole at a time.

**************************8-)

 

Q: What's the similarity between a drummer and a philosopher?

A: They both perceive time as an abstract concept.

***************************** :

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