Members drmrdude Posted March 20, 2005 Members Share Posted March 20, 2005 ........1 and millions to say how Neal Peart could of done it better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Tobio! Posted March 20, 2005 Members Share Posted March 20, 2005 Q: how many lead singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: only one . . . he just stands there while the rest of the world revolves around him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Skr4ped Posted March 21, 2005 Members Share Posted March 21, 2005 How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb? 1, but he smashes 5 before he realizes he can't just push them in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vicfurth Posted March 21, 2005 Members Share Posted March 21, 2005 Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 3 (One to change it, one to hold the ladder, and one to write a song about it) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rockbeat Posted March 21, 2005 Members Share Posted March 21, 2005 A: 20 - 1 to hold the bulb and 19 to drink until the room spins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members dRUMMERgIRL27 Posted March 23, 2005 Members Share Posted March 23, 2005 How do you get a guitarist to stop playing? Put sheet music in front of him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ClamBoy Posted March 23, 2005 Members Share Posted March 23, 2005 Originally posted by dRUMMERgIRL27 How do you get a guitarist to stop playing? Put sheet music in front of him Heyyy...easy... I resemble that remark. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Scheming Demon Posted March 24, 2005 Members Share Posted March 24, 2005 How do you know a drummer is knocking on the door? The knocking speeds up and he doesn't know when to come in. Not a light bulb joke but its the only one I can remember at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members The Professiona Posted March 24, 2005 Members Share Posted March 24, 2005 Q - What's the difference between a musician and a 14" pizza? A - A 14" pizza can feed a family of four. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members vicfurth Posted March 24, 2005 Members Share Posted March 24, 2005 A guy goes on a business trip to Jamaica. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears tribal drumming in the background. He doesn't like it too much, so he asks his guide why the drumming keeps going. His guide says, "Drums must keep playing, otherwise very, very bad." "Oh, okay," the businessman says. Later, while in a meeting, he still hears drumming. "Is there a way to make the drumming stop?" He asks. "No, drums must keep playing, otherwise very, very bad," his guide said. Later, that night, as he tries to fall asleep in his hotel, the drumming still is in the background. Finally, he gets really ticked off, jumps outta bed, runs to the receptionist's desk, grabs the man there and yells, "HOW DO I MAKE THE DRUMMING STOP!?!" The receptionist calmly says, "Don't make drumming stop, otherwise very, very bad." The businessman says, "Okay, I'll bite. What happens when the drumming stops..." "Bass solo." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members rca Posted March 24, 2005 Members Share Posted March 24, 2005 Q-How many drummers does it take to play a triplet? A-Four. One to play the triplet and three more to pin the first guy down to keep him from overplaying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Old Steve Posted March 24, 2005 Members Share Posted March 24, 2005 What's a lightbulb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members ClamBoy Posted March 24, 2005 Members Share Posted March 24, 2005 Q: How do you get a drummer off your front porch? A: Pay for the pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Mopzilla Posted March 25, 2005 Members Share Posted March 25, 2005 Why is being a toilet better than being a drummer? 'Cause a toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members AtillaTheHungry Posted March 25, 2005 Members Share Posted March 25, 2005 Q: How many drummers does it take to make a Slipknot? A: 13,000 Thank you, I'll be here all week! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burque Posted March 25, 2005 Members Share Posted March 25, 2005 What is the standardized greeting that guitarists use when they meet each other? Hi, I'm better than you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members burque Posted March 25, 2005 Members Share Posted March 25, 2005 Why do bass players leave an extra pack of bass strings on their dash boards? So they can park in the handicap spaces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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