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Originally posted by Geddy'sFavHeadache

ok people... To think that we are the center of the Universe is BS! i think we should really come to the terms that there is other life out there. To me, i believe there are many races.

 

I shall win them all! :mad:

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Originally posted by Geddy'sFavHeadache

ok people... To think that we are the center of the Universe is BS! i think we should really come to the terms that there is other life out there. To me, i believe there are many races.

 

I disagree. That is all.

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What I'm curious about is the title "Optimism". What if the Aliens believe human brains are a tasty delicacy and we are all herded up and stamped "Grade A" to "Grade D" brains (Me being a prime example of "Grade A")? Huh? What then?

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Originally posted by lug

What I'm curious about is the title "Optimism". What if the Aliens believe human brains are a tasty delicacy and we are all herded up and stamped "Grade A" to "Grade D" brains (Me being a prime example of "Grade A")? Huh? What then?

 

In that case, I am extremely optimistic that you would get eaten. :p

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Originally posted by BoundandBlocked



The aliens catch some common-on-earth virus and die. Don't think we haven't seen War of the Worlds. You can't scare us with your "Grade A" mumbo-jumbo lug.


:p

 

 

begins experiments with mad lug disease

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Originally posted by BoundandBlocked



The aliens catch some common-on-earth virus and die. Don't think we haven't seen War of the Worlds. You can't scare us with your "Grade A" mumbo-jumbo lug.


:p

 

You just wouldn't understand, B brain. :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by Zamfir



Nah, see, the subset of A's who have the wits to hide, get to look on while you are being eaten.
:D

 

So you don't plan to fight. I bet you hide in Canada. :mad:

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Originally posted by lug



So you don't plan to fight. I bet you hide in Canada.
:mad:

 

Smart, isn't it? :p

 

You know, camouflaging myself among 31 million bizarre aliens... ;)

 

 

Besides, you overlooked my pre-emptive experiments upstream.

 

 

I have not yet begun to fight! :mad:

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Originally posted by lug



You just wouldn't understand, B brain.
:rolleyes:

 

Hey! It is a well known FACT that all aliens are either allergic to something common like water, susceptible to most diseases, or have such poor software programming skills that even Jeff Goldbloom can create a virus to take down entire civilizations. Pay no heed to the fact that they consistently invest huge amounts of resources in annihilating humans, yet never stop to check that earth is livable for them.

 

Movies are a great source of information regarding the habits of aliens...and Hollywood has never lied to me before!

 

 

 

(:rolleyes: )

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Originally posted by BoundandBlocked



Hey! It is a well known FACT that all aliens are either allergic to something common like water, susceptible to most diseases, or have such poor software programming skills that even Jeff Goldbloom can create a virus to take down entire civilizations. Pay no heed to the fact that they consistently invest huge amounts of resources in annihilating humans, yet never stop to check that earth is livable for them.


Movies are a great source of information regarding the habits of aliens...and Hollywood has never lied to me before!




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:rolleyes:
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Actually the Enquirer and Globe are much more accurate sources. Of course you wouldn't know that. :rolleyes:

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Originally posted by lug



Actually the Enquirer and Globe are much more accurate sources. Of course you wouldn't know that.
:rolleyes:

 

 

I'm looking into a procedure I read about in the Enquirer where I can have my B brain transplanted with an A brain. I'll let you know how it works out. :)

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Lug, it might comfort you to know that while you are being eaten, GWB will be continuing the fight from his undisclosed location well down the food chain. :D

 

Granted, there may be a substantial risk that he will attack the aliens by targeting Peru (don't forget, Montezuma allegedly had weapons of mass colon obstruction), but fear not, all civilized nations are invited to join the effort.

 

 

:D :D

 

In other news, how do we know that aliens have anything like money? :confused:

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